tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post116530840593882752..comments2024-01-01T21:31:27.654-08:00Comments on UNCLE EDDIE'S THEORY CORNER: WHAT KIND OF MAN READS THEORY CORNER?Eddie Fitzgeraldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07729949238666234774noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165512371051598932006-12-07T09:26:00.000-08:002006-12-07T09:26:00.000-08:00Heh--I was thinking of guess which women, Marlo? ...Heh--I was thinking of guess which women, Marlo? They're all prominently featured on <I>your</I> blog.<BR/>I think you could write it better--you should! Isn't it time you took another turn in the Theory Chair? Eddie---toss her on the settee!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165453617715716102006-12-06T17:06:00.000-08:002006-12-06T17:06:00.000-08:00Jenny! you are exactly right about the theory cor...Jenny! you are exactly right about the theory corner women!!!!!!!!! how'd you do thatMarlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15142314291470824200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165411630212573572006-12-06T05:27:00.000-08:002006-12-06T05:27:00.000-08:00"Positively reeks!"Yep, that's me..."Positively reeks!"<BR/><BR/>Yep, that's me...Craig Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09411024383213082193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165387325570491802006-12-05T22:42:00.000-08:002006-12-05T22:42:00.000-08:00Eddie! You really have me down pat! (packed?) Seri...Eddie! You really have me down pat! (packed?) Seriously. Just about everything you listed describes me. Except maybe the Dean Martin thing. Bt i'm totally mysterious and pleasantly-scented. <BR/><BR/>You're a bad cat man yes you are!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165384032514431932006-12-05T21:47:00.000-08:002006-12-05T21:47:00.000-08:00Eddie: of course, you silly! I would adore to be ...Eddie: of course, you silly! I would adore to be quoted. ; )<BR/>-And I say "silly" because you already <I>do</I>write that way, all the time. Clever!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165376850467608492006-12-05T19:47:00.000-08:002006-12-05T19:47:00.000-08:00In order to be a Theory Chair Man, one must spell ...In order to be a Theory Chair Man, one must spell incorrectly <I>at least</I> five times a day.Kali Fontecchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11203562437910689569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165376552715880642006-12-05T19:42:00.000-08:002006-12-05T19:42:00.000-08:00Hi Eddie"RIGHT ON!"That's me all the way. I have a...Hi Eddie<BR/><BR/>"RIGHT ON!"<BR/><BR/>That's me all the way. I have a great collection of Rat Pack, Bobby Darin and Louis Prima CD's, I wear a black leather jacket and I don't have a book collection but I do have a hell of a nice DVD collection! I have ALL the Ren & Stimpy DVD's, Beavis & Butthead DVD's and a hole lot of crap that I love! This Blog of yours is definitly for me! Keep up the good work.<BR/><BR/>Later, Ya swingin hip cat<BR/><BR/>JesseJesse Oliverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06633512475279456531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165371994877930092006-12-05T18:26:00.000-08:002006-12-05T18:26:00.000-08:00I guess i am not a theory corner man. I dress che...I guess i am not a theory corner man. I dress cheap, ladies say they love me but secretly hate me, and although i do have a killer music collection, i am lacking in the book area. My mom says i look like james dean but that is my mother so it doesn't count. And for purposes of networking and surviving i pretend to be accepting of all types of cartoon lovers and animation people so as to avoid conflict. <BR/><BR/>I guess i'll have to work on it some more. hahahahahdavidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15116038847004705651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165366468665637442006-12-05T16:54:00.000-08:002006-12-05T16:54:00.000-08:00Jenny: Holy Cow! "What Kind of Woman..." is master...Jenny: Holy Cow! "What Kind of Woman..." is masterfully written!!! I wish I could write like that! Do you mind if I use it in on the blog?<BR/><BR/>Jennifer: Thanks much! I love what you said about things you read helping you to tackle problems. That's a marvelous compliment!Eddie Fitzgeraldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07729949238666234774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165364643037617512006-12-05T16:24:00.000-08:002006-12-05T16:24:00.000-08:00"WHAT KIND OF MAN READS THEORY CORNER?From extensi...<I>"WHAT KIND OF MAN READS THEORY CORNER?<BR/>From extensive studies we know what kind of man reads Theory Corner. For starters he's young, well-dressed...In fact, THEORY CORNER positively reeks with He-man odors! "</I><BR/><BR/>I don't come here to sniff young men's balls. Crack open a window or something.crsPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08430752079389456149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165363633960337032006-12-05T16:07:00.000-08:002006-12-05T16:07:00.000-08:00So! Ever since I've been reading Uncle Eddie's The...So! Ever since I've been reading Uncle Eddie's Theory Corner, I've had more sexy WOMEN than I can possibly handle!!! <BR/><BR/>...I also lie more now too.Shawn Dickinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12489620525595098628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165362625064910772006-12-05T15:50:00.000-08:002006-12-05T15:50:00.000-08:00Well, I can't say Theory Corner improved my life a...Well, I can't say Theory Corner improved my life a whole lot because I was already a rip-roaring he-man type from a family of he-men and circus acrobats.<BR/><BR/>And even before I started reading this blog, it generally took me ten times longer to walk anywhere than my friends from all the beautiful ladies swooning at my feet, necessitating my carefully picking a route through their panting, heaving bodies.<BR/><BR/>Not to mention all the times John Wayne, Lee Marvin and Marlon Brando came to me for advice, forcing me to berate them scornfully for sobbing pathetically.<BR/><BR/>And then there's my cultured side... the artiste.<BR/><BR/>So it's no wonder I found Theory Corner. It was inevitable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165360613039059362006-12-05T15:16:00.000-08:002006-12-05T15:16:00.000-08:00I must say, Uncle Eddie has truly mastered the loo...I must say, Uncle Eddie has truly mastered the look of utter and complete disdain.Vincent Wallerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03505903461868673973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165353645118047462006-12-05T13:20:00.001-08:002006-12-05T13:20:00.001-08:00They float? If this blog had been around in the la...<I>They float? If this blog had been around in the late 1960's, Ted Kennedy would be president today. </I><BR/><BR/>Nobody knows like Ted Kennedy that<BR/>cold water can chap a dick quick.I.D.R.C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08204918752374858278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165352558809717872006-12-05T13:02:00.000-08:002006-12-05T13:02:00.000-08:00They float? If this blog had been around in the la...They float? If this blog had been around in the late 1960's, Ted Kennedy would be president today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165352153419141502006-12-05T12:55:00.000-08:002006-12-05T12:55:00.000-08:00I agree.I agree.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165344860032586632006-12-05T10:54:00.000-08:002006-12-05T10:54:00.000-08:00Uncle Eddie you are a riot! I love reading your ar...Uncle Eddie you are a riot! I love reading your articles because they help me clear my head so I can solve some tricky problems.<BR/><BR/>Why aren't any publishers asking you to write articles and short stories for their publications? I can definitely picture your articles in <I>The New Yorker</I>.<BR/><BR/>Better yet, why hasn't Blogger chosen your blog yet as a "blog of choice". I have to question some of their latest choices...your blog is better than some of their "blogs of note".Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03850276613969680391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165343173307863132006-12-05T10:26:00.000-08:002006-12-05T10:26:00.000-08:00I hate to echo Jorge, but yes, that was my questio...I hate to echo <I>Jorge</I>, but yes, that was <B>my</B> question: Forget the men--what are the women like? <BR/><BR/>I think you could swap the nomenclature and just apply it to the wimmenfolk, myself, but here goes:<BR/><BR/>"<I>What kind of female reads the Theory Corner? Surveys taken (and a random sampling of adjacent male sweat glands) tell us she's ALL-GIRL; allergic to any kind of artifice, a snappy dresser and fond of stillettos, Keds and her number one choice, bare feet with Jungle Red polish expertly applied to dew-claws. Speaking of red, redheads predominate Theory Corner 4 to 1, with natural blondes a close second. She often sports pouty lips and has a weakness for whoopee cushions and Copic markers. She doesn't ask that her men make huge amounts of money, only that they leave her the hell alone when she spends hers--usually on paint and other people. She is multi-talented, can play the mandolin and the bongos at the same time. Brilliant taste in decor. Loves teeth.</I>"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165342981444037632006-12-05T10:23:00.000-08:002006-12-05T10:23:00.000-08:00Truer words were never spoken!Truer words were never spoken!Barbasaurus Rexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06026247660227762916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165342902736978212006-12-05T10:21:00.000-08:002006-12-05T10:21:00.000-08:00I heartily concur with Eddie's sentiments profilin...I heartily concur with Eddie's sentiments profiling readers of his stellar blog. Most other blog readers walk sideways and smell of bleach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165335281412613762006-12-05T08:14:00.000-08:002006-12-05T08:14:00.000-08:00you got me pegged right there!you got me pegged right there!The Jerkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00576217569832246005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165334762719802022006-12-05T08:06:00.000-08:002006-12-05T08:06:00.000-08:00I was a 90 lbs weakling with no charisma and no fu...I was a 90 lbs weakling with no charisma and no future. Bullies would kick sand in my face every day (even when I was miles away from any beach).<BR/><BR/>But then I discover the <B>Theory Corner</B> and my life changed forever. Now I'm the one who kicks sand in other people's faces. (I carry it around with me in my pockets <B>The Great Escape</B>-style).<BR/><BR/>Thank you, <B>Theory Corner</B>!! B)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165334287679234302006-12-05T07:58:00.000-08:002006-12-05T07:58:00.000-08:00Dear Fitz,Thanks to your revolutionary Theory Corn...Dear Fitz,<BR/><BR/>Thanks to your revolutionary Theory Corner Lifestyle, I can now proudly sit around my house all day in my maroon smoking jacket spinning my collection of Spike Jones LPs on the Hi-Fi while eating bacon sandwiches with baked beans. I eagerly await the next Theory Corner issue with the Olive Oyl centerfold!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165331756994729742006-12-05T07:15:00.000-08:002006-12-05T07:15:00.000-08:00That is why I am proud to call myself a Theory Cor...That is why I am proud to call myself a Theory Corner kind of man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1165331403481913592006-12-05T07:10:00.000-08:002006-12-05T07:10:00.000-08:00I do concur.I do concur.Ryan G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13765952388770815626noreply@blogger.com