tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post8738555482215724400..comments2024-01-01T21:31:27.654-08:00Comments on UNCLE EDDIE'S THEORY CORNER: THE JOHN KRICFALUSI MANLY CARTOONIST BURGEREddie Fitzgeraldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07729949238666234774noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-76221306605957256302011-09-20T15:28:17.252-07:002011-09-20T15:28:17.252-07:00Mm! I'm gonna talk my parents into makin' ...Mm! I'm gonna talk my parents into makin' something like this Eddie! Sounds tasty!Nicholas John Pozegahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09406939179365583014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-39159544487121874222007-08-30T16:23:00.000-07:002007-08-30T16:23:00.000-07:00There's nothing in the world that can compare to a...<I>There's nothing in the world that can compare to a <B>hamburger</B> juicy and rare</I><BR/><BR/>I'll make this with the parallel universe salad and have a meal fit for a theory corner man!<BR/><BR/>And Kali is right: SOFT bacon is where it's at.Ron Corwinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16937368455939655852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-43745726269650224972007-08-29T23:41:00.000-07:002007-08-29T23:41:00.000-07:00You GOTTA go with the Soft Bacon! My Dad used to ...You GOTTA go with the Soft Bacon! <BR/><BR/>My Dad used to eat Bacon raw while he was cooking... <BR/><BR/>Before I became afraid of dying I used to do this myself. Now, Soft Bacon is all that I have left to remember those care-free days...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-28980411611010049252007-08-29T11:39:00.000-07:002007-08-29T11:39:00.000-07:00Soft bacon is-ew!-gelatinous and fatty, with bits ...Soft bacon is-ew!-gelatinous and fatty, with bits that won't chew off for anything and stick in one's teeth. <B>Crispy</B> bacon is god's gift!<BR/><BR/>(Sorry Kali!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-34669288387207370482007-08-29T11:14:00.000-07:002007-08-29T11:14:00.000-07:00Elvis ate only burned black bacon on his mayonnais...Elvis ate only burned black bacon on his mayonnaise, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. He died thirty years ago, too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-41319206178346417812007-08-29T04:30:00.000-07:002007-08-29T04:30:00.000-07:00Dry burnt bacon is right up there with well done s...Dry burnt bacon is right up there with well done steak and pet ducks as the most unfortunate waste of valuable meat product.<BR/><BR/>Just kidding, Kali!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-45205502352568926332007-08-29T01:16:00.000-07:002007-08-29T01:16:00.000-07:00Yeah i know. Was kiddin, just being a smart ass. ...Yeah i know. Was kiddin, just being a smart ass. I was referring to your "dont eat duck, what did they ever do to you" commment. Bacon is an animal too by the way. Domesticated bacon makes better pets than cats they say.51¢https://www.blogger.com/profile/14373386807256235758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-31301515502936447732007-08-29T00:42:00.000-07:002007-08-29T00:42:00.000-07:00"What did soft bacon ever do to you? Soft bacon ca..."What did soft bacon ever do to you? Soft bacon can't defend itself and hasn't even had a chance to become tough and grisly unlike crispy bacon."<BR/><BR/>What??? No, no, no, you completely misunderstood me. I love soft bacon, it's far more superior to crispy or <I>burnt</I>.Kali Fontecchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11203562437910689569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-46827239638472257622007-08-29T00:30:00.000-07:002007-08-29T00:30:00.000-07:00... the doctor said I have to avoid foods like thi...<I>... the doctor said I have to avoid foods like this from now...</I><BR/><BR/>Don't sweat it. Real men don't listen to doctors. They tell them to shut their piehole and get back to delivering babies.51¢https://www.blogger.com/profile/14373386807256235758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-56554209151698403732007-08-29T00:27:00.000-07:002007-08-29T00:27:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.51¢https://www.blogger.com/profile/14373386807256235758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-8628886221735504372007-08-29T00:19:00.000-07:002007-08-29T00:19:00.000-07:00I'm so sad, the doctor said I have to avoid foods ...I'm so sad, the doctor said I have to avoid foods like this from now on until I'm thin enough again (damn).Sean Worshamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02847304253885335658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-77416278836011693682007-08-28T23:31:00.000-07:002007-08-28T23:31:00.000-07:00Real men drink microbrews!Real mean don't drink an...<I>Real men drink microbrews!</I><BR/><BR/>Real mean don't drink anything with the name "micro" in it.<BR/><BR/>I like my bacon crispy and not burnt. But as a guest I'll take any good burger presented to me. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Geez. A good burger would be great right now.Corbett Vanonihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06247880551470267854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-51125789206032822672007-08-28T23:27:00.000-07:002007-08-28T23:27:00.000-07:00You won't go wrong if you grind your own fresh pri...You won't go wrong if you grind your own fresh prime meat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-11038064462934913892007-08-28T22:29:00.000-07:002007-08-28T22:29:00.000-07:00Borsch: The pictures? I come across them in books ...Borsch: The pictures? I come across them in books from time to time. I don't really look for them.<BR/><BR/>Bruce, Jennifer: You guys are tampering with the formula but OK, you can change it this one time.Eddie Fitzgeraldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07729949238666234774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-53359611558625157742007-08-28T21:57:00.000-07:002007-08-28T21:57:00.000-07:00Soft bacon is the reason I was born.What did soft ...<I>Soft bacon is the reason I was born.</I><BR/><BR/>What did soft bacon ever do to you? Soft bacon can't defend itself and hasn't even had a chance to become tough and grisly unlike crispy bacon.51¢https://www.blogger.com/profile/14373386807256235758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-44416044025908600882007-08-28T21:55:00.000-07:002007-08-28T21:55:00.000-07:00This recipe is frankly pretty ordinary-it's the ch...This recipe is frankly pretty ordinary-it's the <I>chef</I> who makes the meat so tasty! That special sumthin'.<BR/><BR/>He grills a mean steak tool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-17961932803162535312007-08-28T21:08:00.000-07:002007-08-28T21:08:00.000-07:00I'm kind of worried about ol' Sid - it looks like ...I'm kind of worried about ol' Sid - it looks like he's recommending a reefer for dessert...Pete Emsliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451607722482352366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-59712188289368057922007-08-28T19:37:00.000-07:002007-08-28T19:37:00.000-07:00Swiss cheese over American? What kinda commie put...Swiss cheese over American? What kinda commie puts swiss cheese on their burger! This isn't some cute little trendy Hollywood bistro with cloth napkins, this is America!<BR/><BR/>I must concur with the bacon idea. Sterling!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-1320276617321600892007-08-28T17:19:00.000-07:002007-08-28T17:19:00.000-07:00"No Oregano and not mushy inside.Juicy".Ha, I'd li..."No Oregano and not mushy inside.<BR/>Juicy".<BR/><BR/>Ha, I'd like to try it John, but I come from a generation where I've been spoiled on nonperishables like PB&J. I'd be a wimp and skip out on all of the peppers and onions.<BR/><BR/><BR/>By the way Eddie, where do you keep getting pictures of these people to act out your posts? They're always very funny looking and I'd love to try something like it myself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-85518667662257855052007-08-28T15:34:00.000-07:002007-08-28T15:34:00.000-07:00Soft bacon is the reason I was born.Soft bacon is the reason I was born.Kali Fontecchiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11203562437910689569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-21431929941855039862007-08-28T15:11:00.000-07:002007-08-28T15:11:00.000-07:00NICE RECIPE can't wait to try it! You guys are inv...NICE RECIPE can't wait to try it! You guys are inventing a new genre of writing every day. I'll call it "baby boomer fratire" for now. It reminds me of <A HREF="http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sandwich" REL="nofollow">this Maddox fratire classic.</A> Anyway, is extra old cheddar acceptable? I love that stuff...<BR/><BR/>I like John's bacon recommendation better, though. I hate crsipy bacon!<BR/><BR/>>Are ladies allowed to make them if they are making them for a man, and they wear a dress and high-heels and and a pretty, spotless apron? <BR/><BR/>Well, I'm sure this recipe is only for men in the same way that lesbian porn is only for women.<BR/><BR/>>(UFC or Three Stooges shorts will do in a pinch.)<BR/><BR/>REAL men watch boxing, not a bunch of new extreme crap with guys crawling over each other on the floor! You three oughta be ashamed of yourselves!<BR/><BR/>I forgive you, `cuz you're fans (and progenitors) of some fine comedy shorts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-57831739302414840322007-08-28T14:39:00.000-07:002007-08-28T14:39:00.000-07:00Brian, Thanks for setting me straight. Yes, let th...Brian, <BR/><BR/>Thanks for setting me straight. Yes, let the womenfolk steam their delicate veggies instead.J. J. Hunseckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04067327948394872768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-78087851486746262922007-08-28T14:27:00.000-07:002007-08-28T14:27:00.000-07:00j. j. hunsecker, every man knows that you can't tr...j. j. hunsecker, every man knows that you can't trust women with something as important as cooking meat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-50932907006365992442007-08-28T12:20:00.000-07:002007-08-28T12:20:00.000-07:00I have sampled said burger and can attest to it's ...I have sampled said burger and can attest to it's inherent manliness. John swings a mean skillet and can really dish out the swell grub.<BR/><BR/>After dinner, we're always tempted to go to the park and beat up sissies - but we usually settle for watching some violent Fleischer Popeye cartoons instead. (UFC or Three Stooges shorts will do in a pinch.) This seems to settle the raging testosterone, and also helps aid digestion.<BR/><BR/>Funny thing is - after downing the toothsome morsel, Eddie can usually be seen right back at Carl's Jr. the VERY NEXT DAY, eating his usual wimpy retard burger!<BR/><BR/>I guess the manliness wears off after 24 hours.<BR/><BR/>BTW, everything ought to come with pictures of Sid Caesar explaining it.mike fontanellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02685917448327606335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28525168.post-55127300074482834762007-08-28T11:25:00.000-07:002007-08-28T11:25:00.000-07:00So, Eddie, you and John enjoy doing womens' work, ...So, Eddie, you and John enjoy doing <I>womens' work,</I> like cooking? <BR/><BR/>If you were truly manly, you'd grab your frail by the shoulders, look deep into her eyes and tell her that her man was hungry, and to get to that kitchen and make him a manwich. Then you'd slap her on her ass as she walked away. But maybe that's too virile for you two "ladies".J. J. Hunseckerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04067327948394872768noreply@blogger.com