Friday, May 18, 2007

VISIT FROM A THEORY CORNER READER

It was a dark and stormy night; black storm clouds raced before the moon like ghost riders across the sky. I didn't notice the figure at the door til it was too late and she was already in the room.


Uncle Eddie: "Waddaya want Babe? I'm busy!"


Reader: "Well maybe you're not too busy for this, bucktooth! I came to thrash this thing out
once and for all!"



Uncle Eddie: "Honey, go home! There's nothing to thrash here!"




Reader: "I was on Theory Corner! You didn't answer my comment about about the monkey and the potato salad. You answered Jorge but not me! What am I? A nothing? Is that all I am to you?"


Uncle Eddie: "First of all I'm gonna relieve you of that toy! There! Now we're gonna talk."



Reader: "Ha! you think I need a gun to deal with you!? I'm goin' to the newspapers and show up this site for the hell hole it really is! Now take your hands off me!"


Uncle Eddie: "Do you really want me to take my hands off?"
Reader: "Well I... I...."

Uncle Eddie: "Yes?"
Reader: "I... I... Ooooh, Uncle Eddie!"
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14 comments:

  1. Eddie Fitzgerald2:31 AM

    Thanks to Mary Suydam for the cool first sentense!

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  2. Anonymous3:39 AM

    Now to figure out who the reader is....

    Based on my detective work, I've deduced that:

    1. It isn't Jorge unless he's trying to throw us off by cross-dressing and pretending to be jealous of himself.

    hahaha

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  3. Anonymous3:48 AM

    2. It isn't Jorge because he'd never kiss Eddie on the mouth.

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  4. Patrick McMicheal4:39 AM

    "BUCKTOOTH" I love that phrase!

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  5. Lester Hunt5:57 AM

    Hee-hyuk! Most fun I've had all week! "Bucktooth." Hilk, hilk!

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  6. Jennifer6:33 AM

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA! That story was so 1940's noir! I picture Joan Crawford playing the part of the reader.

    Here's the big question - where was Auntie Mrs. Fitzgerald in all this? Maybe we need a part 2, starting from where Auntie Mrs. Fitzgerald walks in...

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  7. Anonymous8:22 AM

    Always glad to be included in your blog, Eddie.

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  8. Stephen Worth9:38 AM

    Hi Eddie

    It was actually me who asked the question about the monkey and the potato salad.

    See ya
    Steve

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  9. Kali Fontecchio9:46 AM

    Oh Eddie! You suave swine!

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  10. Nate10:04 AM

    I can't keep my hands off my pants!

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  11. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Eddie knows how to make the ladies say "Uncle".

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  12. I.D.R.C.11:53 AM

    Can I bum a smoke?

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  13. Sean Worsham3:09 PM

    Once again, you're my favorite stereotypical old pervert Eddie XD. Just kidding! :)

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  14. BB300010:10 PM

    you should make a whole book like this with appropriated images.

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