"Hi! Uncle Eddie here! I'm a city boy and I'll be moving to a small town soon. I've never lived in a small town so I'...

Haw! A reader...probably someone who speaks English as a second language... told me he couldn't understand why I would want to move...

Soon I'll be leaving my nice little home in L.A. Gee, I'll miss it.  I'll say goodbye to my neighbors.... ...