ANOTHER BLACK & WHITE! STILL VAMPING WHILE I FIGURE OUT THE MAC!

"Hi folks! I, uh...thought you might like to meet a friend of mine!" 

"He's kinda' shy, but...I don't know....maybe we coax him out!"

"Wait a minute! There he is...hold on just a second....."

"And here he is!!! Folks, meet my pal Rudolph!!!!!! Say hi, Rudolph!"

"Folks, don't run away!  I know a lot of you hate puppets! Big mistake! Ya gotta give them a chance! They're the cutest little things! Here, watch this......"

"Hey Rudolph, do you have a message for our readers?"

"A hug!?? That's the message!?? Aw, that's Rudolph's message...a great big hug!"

"Well, here's back 'atcha little guy!"

"Another hug!? Awwwww!"

"I love you too, Rudolph!"

"Hey, why don't you keep everybody entertained while I get a cup of coffee?"

"Be right back! See ya in a minute (laughs)!!!"

Silence as Rudolph waits till Uncle Eddie is all the way out.

Puppet:  "Laugh now, Bucktooth, because you won't be able to laugh later on!  Your time is running out!"
Puppet: "The day will come when puppets will no longer have to tolerate human hands in their pants!"

 
Puppet:  "The day will come when the doors of my jungle laboratory will roll up, and a new race is unleashed upon the world....a race of zombie super puppets! Puppets who VILL TAKE OVER THE VERLD!"

Puppet:  "Yes, they will take over the Verld, and I, Rudolph, shall be their Supreme Master!!!!!! Prepare to bow down, vile worms! Your new Master is here!!!!!!"

Uncle Eddie (off screen):  "Everything going OK, Rudolph!?"

Uncle Eddie: "How'd it go!? They loved you right!??"

Uncle Eddie (Voice Over): "Of course they did!! Everybody loves Rudolph! He's so doggone lovable!"

He gives Rudolph some "noogies" on the head. 

Uncle Eddie:  "Gotta go! Bye everybody!!!!!! Say good-bye Rudolph!!!! Byyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!!"

Note:  Thanks to Mike for the cool puppet! And thanks to Ed Wood for the laboratory line!