SWARMS OF MUSCLE GIRLS ARRIVE AT THE PARK:
MILDRED: "Okay girls, we're here! He's bound to be around here somewhere!"
MILDRED: "Okay girls, we're here! He's bound to be around here somewhere!"
DAISY: "I'll hold back the train so we won't be interrupted!
FERN: "I'll look behind this planter! Nope, he's not here!"
TULIP: "He's not up this pole!"
LILY: "He's not in this crack!"
ELVIRA: "He's not in this shed, either!
HYACINTH: "Well I don't see him anywhere. 'Looks like he gave us the slip!"
THE GIGOLO (IN FALSETTO): "Er...hi! Nobody here but us girls!"
GIGOLO: "I'm so glad you're here to protect poor, defenseless women like me from that horrible gigolo."
VIOLET: "Glad to help, m'am! Well, I guess we'll be heading home!"
GIGOLO: "Home, yes...definitely home!"
GIGOLO: "HAW! HAW! Those muscle girls haven't got two brain cells to rub together!"
INGRID: "Wait a minute! How did you know that we were looking for a gigolo!???"
Skulking in the shadow of a wall...it's the gigolo! He just finishes putting on a girl disguise when one of the women sees him.
VIOLET: "Wait a minute! Who are you!!??"
Eddie, have you ever considered making a web comic?
ReplyDeleteHey! Nicole Bass as Stella in Part 1! Here's someone's reaction to remembering Nicole Bass (and my reaction to most of these ladies):
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Funny stuff, Eddie, I like the muscles you shopped onto some of the runners.
Wonderful! I particularly liked the name "Rodneyetta". The perfect name for a vengeance-crazed lady bodybuilder.
ReplyDeleteGigolos always give themselves away. They can't help it.
ReplyDeleteThis story reminds me so much of Robert Crumb!
ReplyDeleteArdy: Haw! That was my reaction the first time I saw girls like these.
ReplyDeleteSteven: I might do a web comic. I'm working on learning how to ink and color characters now.
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ReplyDeletedon't be scared Eddie!!!!I'm sure all women love you...as you them.
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