Sunday, July 15, 2012

ARE YOU A FOOT PERSON?

Man, there's a lot of adult foot sites on the net! I mean a whooooole lot! Evidently there's a lot of guys who like to look at feet. 


I wonder what it's like to be a girl and know that there's thousands of men out there who want you to step on them. What if the situation were reversed and thousands of women wanted men to step all over them? It's so strange...I don't know what I'd think. I guess I would step on them if it really meant that much to them, but I'm not sure.


Most of the sites (above) aren't dirty...they're just odd. They're full of pictures of fully clothed women walking around and lounging in their bare feet. Yep, that's all they do! I kid you not, people pay for that!

Hmmmm. Actually, I kinda like the walking feet picture. Maybe I should have led with that.


The girls in these pictures usually look bored. I imagine this girl (above) is thinking about her grocery list.


"Hmmmmmm," she thinks, "Pears are on sale today but I always buy too many and they go to waste."


Of course not all foot sites are PG-rated.  Some are really raunchy (above). Usually the drastic ones combine feet interests with some other thing. There's a million mean girl sites on the net where the girls snarl at the camera and make like they want to punch you in the nose. Sometimes foot themes get grafted onto that.


Does it work? You be the judge.

Here's (above) foot interest combined with fur obsession. Personally I don't think it works. On the other hand, if she were smoking at the same time, you'd appeal to the fur people, the foot people and the smoking people all at once. Throw in a little mean for extra measure.

6 comments:

  1. Ah, the wonders of foot fetish. Some people are just in to 'em, I suppose.

    One cartoonist, David Alvarez, apparently loves 'em, cause he seems to find an excuse to draw women's feet whenever possible.

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  2. Anonymous5:24 AM

    That's just plain creepy to me, but yet again, I really need to learn how to draw funnier feet in my cartoons, especially women's feet. I tend to focus much more on drawing hands and long, thick bony fingers, but so much of the comedy lies in the feet too, especially if you're really good at drawing contrasts.

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  3. FYI, a STAR TREK THE NEW GENERATION show and a STAR TREK VOYAGER offered romantic foot fetish scenes.

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  4. I wonder if foot fetishists also typically like tall women, and being stepped on.

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  5. Anonymous10:10 PM

    I wish I had a foot fetish but I don't. How amazing would it to be as aroused by bare feet as if a beautiful woman were walking around stark naked! There is a depth of obsession to true foot fetishists which is fascinating to me, I mean I love boobs but for foot guys it's about every curve, every toeknuckle wrinkle, the shape of the nail, the way they ankle bone juts out, I like feet and wish I had that fetish but I just can't work up the passion, it's kind of like how I'm not turned off by men but try as I might I just can't get aroused by the sight of a naked man, whole worlds of sexual delight are turned off to me. What's amazing is that foot fetish porn is completely acceptable for youtube, I'd love to jump to an alternate universe where thumbnails were what really drove men wild and women kept them covered with multiple layers of tape and fabric at all times when they aren't being intimate with a man but otherwise walking around stark nude was acceptable, just no thumbnail, probably after months in that world just by virtue of it's tabooness I'd start going crazy over seeing their thumbnails! There really needs to be a middle ground with sex and nudity as regards to "dirtyness" If sex and nudity is treated as filthy and shameful you'll end up pretty messed up but if it's too natural then there's no thrill, it's kind of like how you could visit a friend in Sweden you met over the internet and you're walking through an idyllic field and he's rambling on about philosophy and you see a group of 8 beautiful nordic women making intense love on a blanket and of course you stop and stare and he pontificates before realizing you're gone and looks back and laughs at your transfixed expression "hahha, you keep staring! Is just sex? Completely natural, hahah it amuses me how interested you are! Haha you Canadians are such silly people!"

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  6. I think the obvious parallels between the hands and feet, with one being elongated to make us bipedal, but retaining all the digits sort of vestigially squished towards the top is what turns so many people off to them. You of all people know the inherent funniness of the way feet look, Eddie, and I think that's because they're sort of at odds with this perfectly designed and divine form we want to believe we have. I think it points out the process of evolution in a way that kind of reveals the relative clunkiness of nature.

    Of course, if you have a sense of humor about humanity, you can appreciate their weirdness and allow them to remind us that we're all just a bunch of tailless apes together in this world.

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