"Hi dudes and dudettes!!!! Welcome to my first YouTube video!!!!"
"Wait a minute! Gotta adjust the camera!"
" Isn't this tres cool!!!???"
"Oops! Gotta adjust the camera again!"
"Well, as you know, Christmas has been here!"
"I got lotsa cool presents!"
"But the best that I got from my family was this little baby here...an ipod Classic!!! Is that righteous or what!?"
I just looooooove my ipod!!! 
"Of course there's a downside to it. Everybody says they break in a year or two! The classics have a disk hard drive inside and it just wears out!"
"And they say you can't change the battery! You have to buy a whole new machine when it runs out!"
"Maybe the Nano's a better deal. It doesn't have so many movable parts. It's like a big Flash Drive. Of course other brands have mp3 players that allow you to change batteries. I had one of those and it worked great!"
"But iTunes is such a great way to download and that only works on ipods ! iTunes is so easy to use! I used to use Realplayer and that sucked big time!"
"W...W...Wait a minute.....(Sniff!)"
"Ah...Aaah....AHHHHHhhh......"
"ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"
"Good Lord! I got my ipod dirty!"
Lick! Lick!
"Don't worry, little guy! We'll fix you up!"
(Blows)
"Well, if you only last a year, then we'll make sure it's a good year!"
"Gotta go now! Peace, all you dudes!!!"
"Now let's see...how do you turn this thing off?"
Eddie, you are the king of internet mugging!
ReplyDeleteHappy 2008, Mr. f.
mine has worked flawlessly for 2 years.
ReplyDeleteof course, i think murphy's law would dictate that because i've said that, my ipod will now have to break down. weak sauce.
omg the heair is a great look for you eddie.
ReplyDeleteI know you've heard it before but . . . you make the funniest expressions ever. I really would love to see a video, in order to better observe the intricate machinations of your facial musculature!
That was brilliant, If Don Martin were alive today and decided to make fun of youtube it would look exactly like this post
ReplyDeleteNice to see all the Christmas cards in the background.
ReplyDeleteHow much Yodeling does your new iPod hold?
What are your top ten yodeling albums, maybe we should compare notes?
Tres Cool Indeed! Licking the iPod Clean! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteGENIUS!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, did you get the big Don Martin set yet?
Uncle Eddie! You make the best expressions!
ReplyDeleteDooooooood!That's jes' so fuggin' cool, that, I'm like completely frostbitten- jes' like when that famous poet came back as a vampire, and finally caught up to us... But, I guess that's Frost, bitten. No, wait, that was Frosty the Vampire, runnin' all over screaming-"HAPPY BURPDAY!"
ReplyDeleteSo, man, are you now, a WebCam-bodian? Tha's 'jes so fuggin' cooooooooool!
Very Funny!
ReplyDeleteThe costume had me.
Brilliant Uncle Eddie! Absolutely brilliant!
ReplyDeleteEddie you are my hero!
ReplyDeleteDJ EDDIE KOOL-AIDZ IS BACK
ReplyDeletei'm also diggin your luscious locks, dude! stay fly!
Finally, a YouTube video that is in synch!
ReplyDeleteI think I've showed this post to at least a dozen people. You're the reason blogs exist.
So where can we see the video? I'd love to see it. It'd give me one helluva laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious
ReplyDelete-Jordan
Wow! Thanks a million for the kind words! This wasn't really a YouTube video, so there's no moving pictures. I just wanted to get a feel for the web-cam format.
ReplyDeleteif you do have the Don Martin Collection, could you put up Gary Larsons forward? Im dying to read what he had to say
ReplyDeleteAnon: 'Don't have that collection.
ReplyDeleteEddie, I always love your facial expressions and poses in posts like this. They look fun to draw. Maybe I will draw them one day....
ReplyDeletei've had my first gen 5 gig since um...2003 or so...still works.
ReplyDeleteEddie, you're too adorable. Stop it! (well, no, please don't).
ReplyDeleteMUAH!
The 11th picture down reminds me of a face Joe Walsh makes a lot.
ReplyDeleteCheck it out, Eddie, when you can grab a few minutes:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9LYhscdC5wM
Does your family ever walk in on you doing this?
ReplyDeleteYou truly understand the youth of America Eddie! XD
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