"Um...hello! It is I who am Uncle Eddie's father! John's dad answers his mail sometimes, so my son thought I should do this thigamajig, too! Heh, heh. My son's a card, no?"
"Ok, let's take a look at these letters....."
"What's all this Mac vs. PC stuff?"
"I hate to tell you but my kid's converting to being a Mac fan! Mac isn't always faster or better...but Eddie says it's more fun."
"I don't know, I don't get all this computer stuff."
"It's good for pictures of girls, though! Some of them have two-piece bathing suits!"
"OK, that's all for now!"
"No, wait a minute!!!"
"I forgot to say that, according to Eddie, there's another Mac operating system called "Camino." He said Camino's a Linux-based system that's easier to use than Safari. He'll try that out after he posts this."
"Well that's it for real this time! Be seeing you! Eddie, if you're reading this, be sure to take out the trash! Your place was stinky last time I was there! Um...bye!
Eddie says: Whew! This was my first post on my new Mac. It took me FOREVER to do this, but I guess it'll get easier.
Also, a plug for ace girl-artist Katie Rice's latest ebay auction! I'm afraid to link to her site because I'm probably just one electron away from exceeding my bandwidth here. I didn't know how to reduce my pictures so I posted them all huge. Anyway, to see Katie's pictures, just Google "FunnyCute!"
link to the Funnycute ebay post.
ReplyDeleteI know this has very little to do with you blog but your nose reminds me of fingermouse. Heres a link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj9sb_KhIdo
ReplyDeleteLOOKIT THOSE EYEBROWS.
ReplyDeletehahaha Eddie's Dad, you're like a living MAD Magazine character!!!
and, for me, the pics posted fine Eddie, in case you were wondering!
That's the best argument for pictures being better than words I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteWow Mr. Fitzgerald! I see where Eddie gets his devilishly good looks from! Got any stories about Eddie when he was a kid? I'd love to hear those!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the plug, you didn't have to!!
I want to see a 3D IMAX movie of Eddie's dad, I really do!
ReplyDelete> hahaha Eddie's Dad, you're like a living MAD Magazine character!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Eddie, ever think about setting up Bill Elder style sight gags in your backgrounds?
Actually, I can't see much resemblance between Eddie and his Dad...'cept for maybe the nose....
ReplyDeleteThe funniest thing (to me) about these pictures isn't so much the NOSE or the GLASSES or even the goofy expressions.....the funniest thing is that YOU ACTUALLY OWN that ridiculous BLUE jacket!!!! Where the hell would one buy such a jacket?
ReplyDeleteSo great to meet your Pop. Straight on he bares a startling resemblance to Fred Seibert.
ReplyDeleteLOVE!
ReplyDeleteEddie, I see you're pretty proficient on the computer and using graphics programs. That hideous blue jacket you photoshopped in was well done.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your first post on a MAC! From now on it only gets easier, fingers crossed. Your father seems like a nice, upstanding citizen. Probably has a nice firm handshake, as well.
ReplyDelete-David O.
Man, I love these!
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