CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So whaddaya say? How about some tasty goodness?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "No, no...wait!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You don't think I'd give a friend an inferior pie, do you?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I mean apple, cherry and custard are fine. You could argue that blueberry blackberry and lemon are sublime! Fine pies, all, but..."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "...the real gourmet requires something better, something... mmmm... something more poetic, and refined... something more like......."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "DOG PIE!!!!!"
(SFX) DOING!
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "
Dog Piiiie!!! A canine treat that will never fade, / Just don't ask how it was made!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing):
"Dog Piiie!!! Carefull not to get it on your scarf, / Nothing like a pastry that says 'Arf!' "
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "
Of course this sets us all to grieving, / Because a dear friend must be leaving!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "
Though perhaps if he were nice, / We wouldn't need this sacrifice!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing):
"Dog Piiiiie!!! Delicious gift from above,/ It's just full of doggy love."
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "
One regrets to be expedient, / When one's friend is the main ingredient!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "
A little word or two, / And we could instead have carrot stew."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: (An aside, not singing): "Gee, that wasn't a very good last line, was it? I think it's the effect of that last pie. I've been picking flea collar out of my teeth all week!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, c'est la vie!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So how's about it!? Do we take a little trip!!!!???"
TO BE CONTINUED.....
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So whaddaya say? How about some tasty goodness?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "No, no...wait!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You don't think I'd give a friend an inferior pie, do you?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I mean apple, cherry and custard are fine. You could argue that blueberry blackberry and lemon are sublime! Fine pies, all, but..."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "...the real gourmet requires something better, something... mmmm... something more poetic, and refined... something more like......."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "DOG PIE!!!!!"
(SFX) DOING!
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiie!!! A canine treat that will never fade, / Just don't ask how it was made!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiie!!! Carefull not to get it on your scarf, / Nothing like a pastry that says 'Arf!' "
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Of course this sets us all to grieving, / Because a dear friend must be leaving!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Though perhaps if he were nice, / We wouldn't need this sacrifice!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiiie!!! Delicious gift from above,/ It's just full of doggy love."
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "One regrets to be expedient, / When one's friend is the main ingredient!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "A little word or two, / And we could instead have carrot stew."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: (An aside, not singing): "Gee, that wasn't a very good last line, was it? I think it's the effect of that last pie. I've been picking flea collar out of my teeth all week!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, c'est la vie!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So how's about it!? Do we take a little trip!!!!???"
TO BE CONTINUED.....
Genius!
ReplyDeleteHOORAY!
ReplyDeleteI love the photo comics!
This might be the most exciting one yet! Each of those could be framed!
ReplyDeleteYour AMAZING!! I love the ear socks! WHAT HAPPENS NEXT???
ReplyDeleteGood God... for a minute there I thought that dog pie was something gross!
ReplyDeleteFIVE STARS!!!!!! FIVE STARS!!!
ReplyDeleteEverybody: Many thanks for the kind words!
ReplyDeleteFreckled: Next depends on what Jim Arnold does. He's doing the next installment.
I read that Disney was developing a theatrical pre-quel to Peter Pan. Obviously, you've been writing it for them. I wonder how Peter's dog will perform on stage.
ReplyDeleteGreat show. I love these photo comics more than Youtube; I can cherish each image.
Hilarious! Can't wait for part 3 :)
ReplyDeleteYou make some funny faces, Eddie. You ought to be in pictures!
ReplyDeleteI love your song- I can't wait to here you sing it! Hey! You should also show the world your lyrics to the theme of Re........ well you know!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at "I've been picking flea collar out of my teeth all week!". That is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteReboot? Recess? The Real World? Reba? Reaper? Reno 911?
ReplyDeleteHmm...what other show is there?
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Eddie wrote words to the theme songs of the classic 1996 CGI Canadian animated series ReBoot. I'm just gonna go ahead and throw that one out there.
Do I win a prize?
I LOVE the socks as the ears! That was really funny!
ReplyDeleteYes you are twisted, but that's why we love ya!
As for your question to me a few days ago: I'll be updating my blog soon. It's been a very chaotic time for me, and now that everything's back to normal, I can start blogging again!