STEVE MAKES SHISH KEBAB (PART I)

I thought I'd do an occasional guest spot where friends who cook show us how they make their favorite dishes. I'll start with Steve Worth who makes an outstanding barbecued Shish Kebab, and declares that he'll reveal all his secrets here.

INT. STEVE'S CAR:

STEVE (VO): "Fresh ingredients are important, Eddie, and since we're doing Shish Kebab, what better place to go than the local Armenian market?"

STEVE: "Um...I wouldn't take pictures in there. They don't like it."

EDDIE (VO): "Right. Got it. Trust me. No pictures!"

INT. MARKET:

EDDIE (TO HIMSELF): "Weeell...maybe just one. It's so beautiful in here." 

EDDIE (VO): Oooohh, look at that label! I gotta get a picture of that! Geez, some of this caviar goes for $130 a can!"

EDDIE (VO): 

Man, look at those cool vodka labels! 'Gotta get a picture of those!"

EDDIE (VO): "And those sheep eyeballs! Yuck! That gets a picture!"

EDDIE (VO): "Tongues! Do people really eat those (CAMERA CLICK)?"

EDDIE (VO): "Holy Mackerel!!! It's a framed photo of the owner! 'Gotta have a picture of that!"

STORE OWNER: "Hey, hey, hey! Why you take picture? Let me see camera!"

EDDIE: "Uh, Steve...maybe it's time to pay for everything."

OLD GYPSY WOMAN (V.O.): "Gasp!"

LITTLE KID: "GASP!!!!"

OLD GYPSY WOMAN: "The Double Circle! The SYMBOL FOR THE EVIL EYE!!!"

PRIESTS: "Did you say The Evil Eye!?"

SHOCKED CUSTOMER: "The Evil EYE!"

WOMAN: "THE FREAKIN' EVIL EYE!!!!!!!?????"

Panic! Mothers grab their children and run for the exit.

EVERYBODY IN THE STORE: "Evil eye! Evil Eye! EVIL EYE!!!!!"

STEVE (VO): "I'll pay next time!"

LATER AT STEVE'S HOUSE:

IN ATTENDANCE: STEVE, AURALYNN, JO JO AND ALEX.

STEVE: "Okay, we'll get started on the Shish Kebab!"

STEVE: "Now, the first thing you need to know is..."

EDDIE: "STEVE, WAIT!!!! There's not enough room here! We'll cover your recipe  in the next installment, entitled:

"STEVE MAKES SHISH KEBAB (PART II)"