Saturday, April 11, 2015

SUPPORT GROUPS

HORACE: "As the group leader I'd like to welcome you all to the first session of the Extremophile Support Group. Daisy, maybe you'd like to start."


DAISY: "Sure, I'll start. What are we all doing here? I look around the room and I don't see anybody who looks offensive. I don't even know what an 'extremophile' is."


MARIGOLD: "I'm only here because my mother said there'd be food."


TULIP: "I don't know about the others here, but I'm offended by the woman sitting beside me." 


IRIS: "Yeah, what's with her? Why is she...well, you know..."



DANDELION: "If you're referring to me, then the proper term is 'undraped.' That's my extreme. I simply prefer to live the way nature intended, the way birds live."


HOLLYHOCK: "You want to wear... feathers?"


VIOLET: "I think she's saying she wants to be buck naked."


MAGNOLIA:"Well, I think Dandelion has the right to dress whatever way she wants. This was a free country the last time I looked."


PETUNIA: "Yeah...free to be WEIRD!"


GERANIUM: "Well then I'm free to take my extremophile fist and..."

HORACE (VO): "Now, now, Ladies...we're all extremophiles here and we need to show sisterly solidarity. "

GERANIUM: "Haw! Look who's talking...from a guy, no less!"


HORACE: "Maybe we need to cool down for a few minutes. Let's take a muffin break.  I made them myself, but I have to warn you...they're for eating only on the right side of the mouth."


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