Was it really poetry? Listen to the video above and judge for yourself!
I'd love to have been a beatnik poet in the 50s reciting this in a coffee house...
UNCLE EDDIE: "Okay, okay...I call this thing 'The Tram.' Here's how it goes...."
Hello everybody!
Welcome aboard the Mickey and Friends Tram!
As a courtesy to other passengers
We ask that there be no eating,
drinking or smoking on board.
For your safety remain seated
With your hands, arms and legs inside, and...
And supervise children.
Be sure to hold on to hats, glasses and any loose items...
Items that could fall from the train.
If an article should fall,
Please stay seated until the next stop,
And inform the nearest cast member.
Before entering the park,
I'd like to remind you,
that smoking isn't permitted,
Except in designated...
....areas.
As a courtesy to other passengers we ask,
That there be no eating, smoking or drinking on board.
And now....
...In just a few moments, we will arrive at...
...The Disneyland Resort Entrance Plaza!
Thank you!
Thank you!
UNCLE EDDIE: "Drat! 'Plaza' didn't rhyme with 'board.'
BTW: Thanks to Mark for taking the great Disneyland photo!
Beatnik poetry don't need to rhyme!
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