OK, based on this drawing (click to enlarge) I claim that my daughter "owns" neck hairs! If you've got a better neck hair drawing put it up now or forever hold your peace!I may as well add that the original title of this drawing, emblazoned with marker over the top of the page, was "Hi! My name is Eddie! I am fat!"
Hmmm... this post seems a little sparse. Here's (above) a couple of photos to bulk it up, and a pithy caption to accompany them: "Scrumptious tongue mystery hat!!!! Noodle stretching putty service....tomahawk?"
Satisfied?
You're fat? WHAT?
ReplyDeleteScrumptious tongue mystery hat!!!! Noodle stretching putty service....tomahawk?
ReplyDeleteDid you swallow an ecsatcy pill half way through this post? ;)
Yeah, that's a keen drawing. You're daughter has talent. You'd better be nuturing it, dammit!!!
Scrumptious tongue mystery hat!!!! Noodle stretching putty service....tomahawk?
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to add if I could Yellow mellow custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.
I do hope those aren't you're daughter's legs.
ReplyDeleteobviously, I meant "your" daughter's legs. It's early.
ReplyDeleteThats really funny Eddie! I wish I had a crazy artist influence living with me while I was growing up. Are you saturating your daughter with crazy theories and your favorite artists?
ReplyDelete>>Scrumptious tongue mystery hat!!!! Noodle stretching putty service....tomahawk?<<
ReplyDeletei just hope it's nothing filthy!
sounds weird for a compliment, but the neck hair is really disgusting!!
yes sir i like it
Eddie, you should do a parody of that show "House", and call it "Horse", and make Mr. Horse the doctor! ; )
ReplyDeleteEEEEEEE! How sweet that you saved a drawing from your daughter, although I'm not really sure about the title of the drawing...
ReplyDeleteRE: the ubermuscular leg pic - although it is a borderline "smack hands" offense, at least it isn't another picture of Miss Squarepants. If you would have done that again, I would have had to get on the next plane to California to smack your hands! :D (I'm just busting on you, ducky!)
Dizzy toilet devil!
ReplyDelete- Koko the gorilla
Drawing good neck and back hair is a true artform. Your daughter has my respect!
ReplyDeleteIf she ever becomes a professional neck/backhair artists, I'll model for her.
I joke.
Not really.
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ReplyDeleteEddie, you should put up all Dorothy’s drawings, including the ones she did when she was really little. They’re pure genius!
ReplyDeleteShe’s also brilliantly knowledgeable, especially compared to everyone else her age.
Eddie’s too modest to admit this, but it’s always been my suspicion that Dorothy comes from a race of supreme beings with superior intellects. She’s really a foundling who was left on his doorstep to observe the ways of mere mortal humans - and do really mean drawings of them!
She’s just humoring us for her own amusement - like Einstein observing a handful of dung beetles - but that will soon change...
Someday she’ll have to report back to the Demigods on Mount Olympus, and have a good laugh at all our expense - and maybe cure cancer, just for the hell of it.
Wow, ear hair too. What a funny drawing!
ReplyDeleteHey, is your daughter studying art at college?
(PS Please email me Eddie! You need to teach me timing for storyboards! At least email me anyway... mitch.kennedy [at] gmail.com)
Lawn chair noodle turbo drive, "Nixon janky bagel puss."
ReplyDeleteJennifer: LOL! You can smack my hands any time! Thanks too for the fat observation. I too question the appropriateness of that word!
ReplyDeleteMike: Thanks for the kind words about my kid! Somewhere around the house I have another one of her grade school caricatures of me with a fiendish expression on my face and I'm saying: "Heh heh heh! I think I'll make my daughter feel guilty for using one of my free pens!" I don't know why but thinking about that always cheers me up.
Poets: Good Lord! I'm not the only one who writes deliberately bad gibberish poetry! Well actually I didn't write it. It was a quote I remembered from Mad magazine. quoting
Kali: Thanks for expressing shock that someone would call me fat! I'm not fat, I'm just pulpy. There's a difference!
ReplyDeleteDavid: Thanks! An answer to that would require a whole post...which is not a bad idea.
Mitch: Honestly, you'd be better off getting the info from the book I mentioned.
Hey, maybe your daughter could start her own blog! Has she drawn any comics? They'd be a blast to see!
ReplyDelete(The scenario proposed by mike f sounds quite a bit like "Rocket Bye Baby!")
Thanks for sharing and let your daughter know that she is now the toasts of the blogosphere!
Scrumptious tongue mystery hat!!!! Noodle stretching putty service....tomahawk?
ReplyDeleteI remember there was an old MAD contest to see who could come up with the best Ansewring Machine message - one entry had two paragraphs of complete gibberish similar to the one above, ending with the phrase, "Leave a message after the tone. Please speak clearly"
Super neck hair!
She has my respect as well!
Thanks to my own, manly proboscis showing up in many drawings, I'm going to make a move to "own" nose hair - you don't think this encroaches upon your daughter's territory do you??
- Corbett
Corbet: The ultimate nose hair drawing? Go for it! I admire a man with ambition!
ReplyDeleteJorge: "Quags?" Interesting!