A HALLOWEEN STORY

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.......

SFX: (Knock! Knock! Knock!)

Man: "Hold your horses! I'm coming, I'm coming! Who is it? Whaddaya want!?"

Man: "Oh, a trick or treater! Is it that time of year already? Hmmm. Well come in! Come in!"

Man: "Have a seat! Oh, you'd rather sit over there? Wouldn't you rather...but that's that's alright. Sit wherever you want."

Man: "That was my wife's chair before...before... the accident."

Man: "Actually she was just my last wife. I've had five. They all had...er, accidents. Heh, I guess the house is unlucky."


SFX: Lightning

Man: "Now I know you probably want some candy! Of course you do, you're a kid Well, you're gonna get some! Yesireee!"

Man: "Mildred! Are you listening up there in heaven!? I wanna give this nice kid some candy! Now don't disagree! I promised her candy and I'm gonna give it to her!'

Man: "Huh!? What's that? Candy's too good to give away!? But what about the little kid? What does she get? "

Man: "Oh no! (Gasp!) Not that! It's too gruesome!"


Man: Oh well, whatever you say, dear!

Man: "Now see what happens, kid? You got me all upset. I need to relax. Let's smoke a pen. That always makes me feel better."

Man: ""Ah, a Bic! Bics smoke better than Parkers. It's a better grade of plastic!"

Man: "My first wife used to smoke pens with me."


Man: "Actually, you remind me of her."



SFX: Lightning again.

Man: "How 'bout some bread and butter?"

Man: "You're not interested in bread & butter? Oh, I forgot! You said you wanted candy! "

SFX: Knock! Knock! Knock!

Man: "Huh? Oh, it's more trick or treaters!

Man: "We'll have that bread & butter some other time. You look kind of anxious to leave, anyway."

Man: "By now! See ya later! Don't run too fast!"

Man: "Haw,haw,haw,haw! The old psycho trick always works! Now I have all the candy for myself!"

Man: "Let's face it! Candy bars are too good for kids!"

Photographs by Kali Fontechio