THE PARKING LOT STORY
Players: Martin Olsen & Eddie Fitzgerald
Supervisor: "I don't know...not everybody's cut out for Automotive Marketing!" Eager Young Assistant: "I'm cut out for it! I'm cut out for it! I just need a chance!"
Eager Young Assistant: "Oh Please, Oh please give me a chance! Pleasepleaseplease!!!"
Supervisor: " 'No price is too high for the privilege of owning yourself' -- Nietzsche."
Supervisor: "OK, see those cars over there? I want one of these circulars on each one, got it?'Nothing is more important than the art of maneuvering for advantageous position' -- Sun -Tzu."
Eager Young Assistant: "Got it! Oh boyoboyoboy!" 
Supervisor: " 'Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived stop and go in.' -- Napoleon."
Eager Young Assistant: "Wow! This is fun!"
Eager Young Assistant: (Happy humming)
TAP! TAP!
(!!!)
Eager Young Assistant: "Got it! Oh boyoboyoboy!" Supervisor: " 'Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived stop and go in.' -- Napoleon."
Eager Young Assistant: "Wow! This is fun!" Eager Young Assistant: (Happy humming)
TAP! TAP!Eager Young Assistant: "Huh?"
(!!!)CONTINUED BELOW.........
Ah! The story's other half.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you and your pals, Eddie. Merry Christmas to you.
you should do a spoof on televangelists with that head you discovered.
ReplyDeleteHey Eddie! You need this baby to co star in your next epic!
ReplyDeleteBaby Trained to Give the EVIL EYE!
See ya
Steve
Is that Martin Olsen?
ReplyDeleteKent: Thanks much for Martin's last name! I went back and added it to the top of the post!
ReplyDeleteSteve: Egad!
XD This is so funny!! More!
ReplyDeleteKent: Thanks again! Martin is great and would be immensely popular on stage and screen if he ever decided to go that route. The man has charisma. A scene instantly works just because he's in it.
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