Supervisor: "You let a girl beat you up?"
Eager Young Assistant: "Mmmmph!"
Supervisor: "Come here! Look at those cars. What do you see?"
Eager Young Assistant: "Uh...cars?"
Supervisor: "And whose cars are they?"
Eager Young Assistant: "Um...the little girl's cars?"
Supervisor: "No, they're YOUR cars! You paid for them with your blood and nobody can take them away unless they pry them away from your dead and bloody fingers!
Eager Young Assistant: "Bloody fingers!"
Supervisor: "You're a tiger, fighting for its territory!"
Eager Young Assistant: "I'm a tiger!"
Supervisor: "You're invincible!"
Eager Young Assistant: "Invincible!"
Supervisor: "Now get out there and take possession!"
Eager Young Assistant: "Take possession!"
Supervisor: " 'Whoever reaches his ideal transcends it, eo ipso!' -- Nietzsche."
Eager Young Assistant: "Just let that kid try to interfere! These are MY cars!"
Young Assistant: "Beautiful!"
Merry Christmas Uncle Eddie!
ReplyDelete(Where did you find the photo of the drooling baby?)
Ah man. That picture of you with a black eye painted on is just awesome. It's weird how much you look like a cartoon sometimes, Eddie.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to make new expressions on my face by exercising my tongue, jowls, eyebrows, lips and eyes. I stretch them out with my hands so they go beyond their normal limits.
Hahaha, Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!!! I do love your photo stories Eddie! I hope one day I can be part of one!
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a great Christmas!
Yay!
ReplyDeleteMartin, I'm so sorry I didn't give you a credit! I'd do it now, except I've forgotten your last name! I promise to get a credit up ASAP!
ReplyDeleteKatie: Wow! I'd love to do a photo essay with you!
YAY EDDIE! And cartoon writer guy?
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS EDDIE!!! Oh yeah you forgot your tribal nose bone here- some get it soon!
photo essays are my new hobby!!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas one and all (as I have said elsewhere)!.
ReplyDeleteHey Eddie,
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas and thanks for the photo story! Hope Santa brought you something good.
The gift that keep on giving. Thanks Eddie, Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteThat baby meant business.
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee hee hee...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the short story, Uncle Eddie...and for putting yourself out like that for our enjoyment!!
Merry Christmas!!
Joe Griffin, aka cartoonjoe
Mr. Uncle Eddie:
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you as well, and thank you for all the funny stuff on this site! You are the 4th stooge!
Thanks everybody! I hope you had a great Christmas! Mine is still underway and I'll write about it as soon as I can!
ReplyDeleteMerry birth of Christ!
ReplyDeleteWho's your co-star, Uncle Eddie? He looks like a film star.
ReplyDeleteJennifer: Thanks for asking! That's my writer/actor friend Martin whose last name I desperately need to find out so I can publish it with the post.
ReplyDeleteMartin Olsen. He's a well known comedy and cartoon writer.
ReplyDeleteMr. Uncle Eddie:
ReplyDeleteYour friend reminds me of Otto Kruger. He was great in "Murder, My Sweet"!
HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteNot since Harvey Kurtzman's Help! photo-comics..!
Merry Christmas!
Anon: Thanks much for Martin's last name! I went back and gave him a much-deserved credit at the top
ReplyDeleteHoly Cow! I forgot to credit Barry Caldwell for taking some of the pictures! Thanks, Barry!
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