Sunday, December 23, 2007

THE PARKING LOT STORY (CONTINUED)

Supervisor: "You let a girl beat you up?"

Eager Young Assistant: "Mmmmph!"


Supervisor: "Come here! Look at those cars. What do you see?"

Eager Young Assistant: "Uh...cars?"

Supervisor: "And whose cars are they?"

Eager Young Assistant: "Um...the little girl's cars?"

Supervisor: "No, they're YOUR cars! You paid for them with your blood and nobody can take them away unless they pry them away from your dead and bloody fingers!

Eager Young Assistant: "Bloody fingers!"

Supervisor: "You're a tiger, fighting for its territory!"

Eager Young Assistant: "I'm a tiger!"

Supervisor: "You're invincible!"

Eager Young Assistant: "Invincible!"



Supervisor: "Now get out there and take possession!"

Eager Young Assistant: "Take possession!"


Supervisor: " 'Whoever reaches his ideal transcends it, eo ipso!' -- Nietzsche."



Eager Young Assistant: "Just let that kid try to interfere! These are MY cars!"



Young Assistant: "Beautiful!"



Eager Young Assistant: "Huh!?"



(!!!!!!!!)



Eager Young Assistant: (Groan!)



Supervisor: (!!!!!!!!!!!)


Eager Young Assistant: "No, wait! Wait!"
Supervisor: " 'When you look into the abyss, the abyss looks into you!' -- Nietzsche." '



MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!





23 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas Uncle Eddie!

    (Where did you find the photo of the drooling baby?)

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  2. Ah man. That picture of you with a black eye painted on is just awesome. It's weird how much you look like a cartoon sometimes, Eddie.

    I'm trying to make new expressions on my face by exercising my tongue, jowls, eyebrows, lips and eyes. I stretch them out with my hands so they go beyond their normal limits.

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  3. Hahaha, Merry Christmas!

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  4. Ha ha ha!!! I do love your photo stories Eddie! I hope one day I can be part of one!

    I hope you have a great Christmas!

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  5. Martin, I'm so sorry I didn't give you a credit! I'd do it now, except I've forgotten your last name! I promise to get a credit up ASAP!

    Katie: Wow! I'd love to do a photo essay with you!

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  6. YAY EDDIE! And cartoon writer guy?

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EDDIE!!! Oh yeah you forgot your tribal nose bone here- some get it soon!

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  7. photo essays are my new hobby!!

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  8. Merry Christmas one and all (as I have said elsewhere)!.

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  9. Hey Eddie,
    Merry Christmas and thanks for the photo story! Hope Santa brought you something good.

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  10. The gift that keep on giving. Thanks Eddie, Merry Christmas!

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  11. That baby meant business.

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  12. Hee hee hee hee hee...

    Thanks for the short story, Uncle Eddie...and for putting yourself out like that for our enjoyment!!

    Merry Christmas!!

    Joe Griffin, aka cartoonjoe

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  13. Anonymous9:57 PM

    Mr. Uncle Eddie:
    Merry Christmas to you as well, and thank you for all the funny stuff on this site! You are the 4th stooge!

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  14. Thanks everybody! I hope you had a great Christmas! Mine is still underway and I'll write about it as soon as I can!

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  15. Merry birth of Christ!

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  16. Who's your co-star, Uncle Eddie? He looks like a film star.

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  17. Jennifer: Thanks for asking! That's my writer/actor friend Martin whose last name I desperately need to find out so I can publish it with the post.

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  18. Anonymous12:36 PM

    Martin Olsen. He's a well known comedy and cartoon writer.

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  19. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Mr. Uncle Eddie:
    Your friend reminds me of Otto Kruger. He was great in "Murder, My Sweet"!

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  20. HAHAHA

    Not since Harvey Kurtzman's Help! photo-comics..!

    Merry Christmas!

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  21. Anon: Thanks much for Martin's last name! I went back and gave him a much-deserved credit at the top

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  22. Holy Cow! I forgot to credit Barry Caldwell for taking some of the pictures! Thanks, Barry!

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