PIZZA BOY (PARTII)

IGOR: "I said, 'GO AWAY!'"

ON THE DOORMAT: The message morphs.

PIZZA BOY: "Heh, heh.  You obviously haven't heard me correctly, Sir!

PIZZA BOY: "This isn't any ordinary food...this is PIZZA: The Food of the Gods,  The Taste Sublime!"

PIZZA BOY: "But I warn you: some customers love this pizza so much that they begin to believe the pizza loves them back. They have a relationship with the pizza, almost an affair. They burst into tears when the time comes to eat it."

PIZZA BOY: "If that's your intention Sir, then I must withhold the pizza. I cannot submit this poor innocent pie to such unnatural affection."

PIZZA BOY: "But if your intentions are good, your purpose honorable, then you'll know that the purpose of a pizza is to give soft and gooey pleasure.  I beg you to feel no guilt when you take the first delicious bite!"

PIZZA BOY: "But enough of this...the time for talk is over! That's the gate opening up ahead! Sir, I have to ask you: are you ready to enter... The Land of Deliciousness!!??"

PIZZA BOY: "Eleven bucks! Whaddaya say!?"

LADY VAMPIRE: (Gasp!) What's that on your finger!?"

PIZZA BOY: "On my finger? Er, it's just a ring."

ON IGOR'S EYE: He reacts to the ring

PIZZA BOY (V.O.): "My girlfriend gave it to me!"

IGOR (V.O.) :  "Gasp! You're one of us! Why didn't you say so!?"


He grabs Pizza Boy, pulls him inside.

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?  WHAT HAS PIZZA BOY GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO?  WHAT TERRIBLE SECRET LIES  WITHIN THE HOUSE?  WATCH FOR THE NEXT THRILLING EPISODE OF....

PIZZA BOY!