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EXT. OLD MANSION: NIGHT:
(SFX: KNOCK! KNOCK!) The pizza delivery boy knocks on the front door.
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PIZZA BOY: "Hello in there!!! Your pizza's here!"
PIZZA BOY: "Oh, man! Smell that pie: mighty mozzarella, massive mushrooms, sizzling sausage, primo pepperoni....a bit of heaven here on Earth..."
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| PIZZA BOY: "...and all for the ridiculously low price of eleven dollars...er, plus (ahem!) an optional gratuity, of course!" |
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| IGOR: "Go away! We don't want any!" |
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PIZZA BOY: "Huh!?"
Beta Blogger just erased the rest of this post, maybe because my desktop is cluttered with pictures. I'll reconstruct it and post it seperately in a PART II, BELOW: |
Yay! Blogger is finally letting you publish that story completely, Eddie, and it sure seems like a good one so far. That Igor guy is creepy for sure. I'll stick around for a few minutes just in case you post part II right away.
ReplyDeleteYour photo comics are great as always.
ReplyDeleteRoberto: This part of the story ends abruptly, and there's nothing I can do about it. Beta Blogger just erased most of it without warning. Tomorrow I'll try to reconstruct the rest in a second post..
ReplyDeleteBummer!!!!
Rooni: Thanks! It'll read better when you can see the whole thing.
I can't wait to see the rest of this! Eddie, talking about Blogger. I've noticed that some images are overlapped to text of other pics. Well, in case you want to correct that, when you put the images and see the code of it (it's the HTML code) you could see the property called "width". For the left side images should be 158px wide, on the post area images should be as large as 570px and on the right side they should be 150px. But in case you ever do this, you have to delete the "height" property (example height="300px;"), othewise they would look very tall and narrow. Well, I just wanted to let you know!
ReplyDeleteOne day someone is going to find an archive of all of Eddie's lost blog posts on a commodore 64 floppy disc in a Nebraska garage and it'll be released on DVD, digitally remastered, restored, and with audio commentary. Until them, "whoah, vintage Eddie!"
ReplyDeleteI'm still holding out for "What would you do if you won the lottery?"
Eddie, have you thought of writing your blog out on word documents first? Then just copy and pasting them into blogger? That way, if they bug out or get lost, you can still try again without having to rewrite them?