EXT. CENTURY CITY CIVIC AUDITORIUM: On the crowd outside.
UNCLE EDDIE (V.O.): "Hi folks! This is Uncle Eddie, here to host the opening ceremonies for the much-anticipated, much talked about THEORY CORNER STORE!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Can you believe this turn-out? Maybe that's because so many celebrities are are on the red carpet tonight. The place is crawling with them...all the stars of Theory Corner's Photo stories."
UNCLE EDDIE: "I think I see one now!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Gasp!!! It's too good to be true!!!!"
ROMANCE READER: "Hi Uncle Eddie! Hi everybody!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Romance Reader!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Miss Reader, you've read more romance books than just about anybody. Can you tell our audience which was your favorite?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Miss Reader, you've read more romance books than just about anybody. Can you tell our audience which was your favorite?"
ROMANCE READER: "It would have to be this one: 'Passion's Passionate Fire' by Rebbecca Brandythistle!" It's got a powerful love story, and it's kinda spicy, too...if you know what I mean. This is a book that everyone would love!"
COWBOY BOB: "Uncle Eddie, I hate to disagree with that lovely lady who was just here, but I gotta be honest with ya; real cowboys don't read romances. I been on the range for twenty years, and I ain't seen one yet."
COWBOY BOB: "What we do do, is drink lots of milk and always do what our mother tells us to do. You young buckaroos do that, and maybe you'll ride the purple sage with old Cowboy Bob someday."
UNCLE EDDIE: "See you, Bob! Thanks for stopping by!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Huh!?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "You're The Ex-girlfriend, aren't you? The girl who's always hiding out from ex-boyfriends! I read your photo story on Theory Corner!"
EX-GIRLFRIEND: "Shhhh! What are you talking so loud for? My stupid ex-boyfriends are all over the place, and they're such pests!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Well, gee...there's only me and a few friends. Nobody's going to know you're here. Can't you spare us just a minute?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Uh...Okay...bye, Miss Ex!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "I have to tell you, my knees are buckling with excitement! Theory Corner promised a lot here! Can the store live up to that promise? We're about to find out! I hear applause. That means the curtain's going up...."
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NOTE TO READERS: The store won't appear til the next post. It'll debut right here on Theory Corner, so you're on the right URL to see it. And don't worry, Theory Corner is still about articles and theories.
14 comments:
Oh hay, it's Southbank during Riverfire. Nice choice, Uncle Eddie. :)
Can't wait for the store, Eddie!
I'm actually excited!
T T (=emoticon for stiff nipples)
This real post-modern brick & mortar virtual storefront might interest you. It could use some paint.
http://unusual-architecture.com/the-crooked-house-sopot-poland/
BRING ON THE STORE!
Wow, I'm sorry I missed seeing this exciting red carpet event live, as many of my favourite Theory Corner stars were there. Of course, I was hoping that the Philosophy Girls would put in an appearance, but I'm assuming they're on one of their frequent USO Theory Tours to support our troops in Pago Pago.
I'm frankly quite impressed with the agility of the crowd that had gathered to witness the red carpet interview with Cowboy Bob. Just look how they all quickly exchanged places with each other in order to gain a better vantage spot from which to view their hero!
Hater: Is THAT what that is? Thanks!
Brubaker, Pappy, Rooni: Thanks!
Pete: I was DYING to get the Philosophy Girls in there, but Photoshopping everything else took so long that I couldn't fit them in.
A very astute obsevation about the crowd!
Pappy: Wow! Thanks! A great exterior! I hope the architect has written about it. I'd be curious to know how he supported it and what the cost was.
I'm waiting with baited breath! I'm almost out of temple garments (mormon underwear) and I heard that the Theory Corner Store would have them in a variety of colors and fabrics. Yay!
The line for the grand opening of the Theory Corner Store is longer than the one for the iPad outside the Apple Store!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy!
Steve: Haw! Mormon underwear!? Hmmmm...maybe I should sell that. And I'm so happy that the iPad is selling well.
Josh: My sentiment exactly!
Sell a quality grade of Uncle Eddie's Crotchless Mormon Magic Underwear and the world will beat a path to your enchanted bungalow.
Oh yay! I'm coming here for all my itching powder needs!
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