Monday, August 24, 2009

HUYGENS LANDS ON TITAN


A few years ago we were all on the edge of our seats, wondering what the Huygens lander would find on Titan (above) when it landed. The mission was an historic success, but the photos were slow in coming and eventually public interest turned to other things. When the pictures were finally released an awful lot of people never saw them.

Well, Theory Corner readers won't be among them. Here, from the European Space Agency site, is Titan.



Before I get to the Huygens photos, let's get a feeling for the kind of world Titan is by looking at a radar photo (above) taken by Huygens' orbital companion, Cassini. It shows a world dominated by land, but dotted all over with large methane lakes.



The delay in assembling the photos came about because the lander (shown in the artist's painting above) was dangling from a parachute and encountered unexpected turbulence in the upper atmosphere. The swinging camera recorded mostly blurs which had to be painstakingly re-constituted in computer labs.



Back to photos again: here's (above) another photo made by Cassini, showing what Huygens saw as it approached the atmosphere.



Switching to Huygens' onboard camera: for a long time we see nothing but haze, then...



...then the first glimpse of land, and a shoreline. The flat area is a dry lake bed.



The bed was recently covered by liquid methane. The green arrows indicate the direction of the flow. Click to enlarge.





Down, down, past mountains and valleys. The color is a guess added by the photo restorers. All of Huygens' photos were black and white.






The lander isn't swinging so much now and the photos are getting clearer.



Finally, the landing! Here's (above) the first, color-coded picture of the surface. The larger rocks in the foreground are about six inches across. The rocks are rounded, indicating erosion by liquid.



The setting sun, as seen on another world.



Sunday, August 23, 2009

LINE DANCES


I wanted to blog about the kind of hillbilly clog dance I used to see on tape at John K's place, but I couldn't find a good video of it. Hillbilly line dancing is different than country. If you have any Ernest Tubbs tapes watch the line dancers in the background...see how their bodies are completely stiff while their legs scramble in place at a mile a minute...now THAT'S authentic hillbilly line, or at least it's the kind I like.

Anyway, thinking about that reminded me of the Irish dance it was derived from, which you can see in the "Riverdance" clip above. I imagine tap dancing began with the Celts.



Here's (above) another hillbilly style. Man, those hillbillies were sharp!



Thinking about line dancing reminded me of a popular line dance of the 1920s called "The Peabody." The couples version is complicated, but the line dance can be learned by anybody in an hour or two. The oldsters above don't seem to have any trouble with it. I like line dances. it's fun to do synchronized choreography.



The Peabody survived through decades of permutations, the last one I'm aware of being "The Madison" (above) in the early sixties. Hmmm....there might be a video problem here. If you're seeing a blank space where the film should be, just double click on the empty space.



It's off-topic, but I can't resist throwing in this version of The Charleston." It would be hard to over-estimate the importance of this dance. Similar dances like the Shimmy and the Cake and the Black Bottom pre-dated it, but they were confined to blacks and small numbers of hip whites. The Charleston was the breakout dance that introduced really large numbers of whites to black dance and black culture.

If you've only seen the inverted knee style of Charleston, then you're in for a treat when you see this video (above). I knew from old photos that the dance had a lot more to offer than the knee step. When it's done right The Charleston is liberating and innovative and feels years ahead of its time.



One last digression: one dance that was almost a complete dead end, was burlesque. The intimate dances you see today all seem to have other roots. It never developed into an art form, though you could argue that Gypsy Rose Lee, Marlena Dietrich and others tried to give it a push in that direction.




Friday, August 21, 2009

MANLY MEN COLLIDE WITH BALLROOM DANCING


I wish dancing were easier to animate. The poses dancers take are hilarious.



Actually, they were always funny.



Even dances designed to fit with stately court music (above) were funny. Something about moving to rhythm makes people want to imitate roosters and ducks.



Not only that, but dandies seem to have had a big influence on high society dancing.



Manly men did their best to look virile while dancing (above), but they were swimming upstream. The dandies got there first, when the dances were created.



In order to suck in with high society, men had no choice but to immitate the dandies. The rule was: brawl in the street if you must, but be dainty on the dance floor.




Manly Renaissance men (above) had the additional humiliation of having to wear tights and pantaloons and little capes while dancing.


Even George Washington had to hop around the dance floor in a way that would have gotten him arrested if he'd done it on the streets.



I do like some of these old dances, though. Here's (above) one from the 1968 version of Romeo and Juliet. The person who posted it on YouTube cut out some of the steps, but there's enough here so that you get the idea.



Tuesday, August 18, 2009

IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE?


JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Hi, Mr. Potter. Did you want to see me about something?"



MR. POTTER: "About something? Why heavens no, boy! Do two friends who've known each other as long as we have, need an excuse to talk? Have a seat! Take a load off your feet!"



MR. POTTER: "I want to introduce you to my brother, Ebeneezer..."






MR. POTTER (V.O.): "...and my other brother, Samuel. My brothers and I are partners in the company."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: " 'Pleasure ta meet cha'."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Look, Mr. Potter....If you have something to say I think it's best just to spit it out."



MR. POTTER: "Spit it out? You do have a way of getting to the point, don't you Jimney? Okay, let's see what we have here."



MR. POTTER: "Why, it's a private detective's report, and look...it's about you."



MR. POTTER: "It says that you've acquired debts that led you to borrow from your own Savings and Loan!"



MR. POTTER: "Oooo...borrowing from your own company's funds. Conflict of interest. That's naughty."



SAMUEL: "Let's be frank, Mr. Stewball. You have a narcissistic wife who requires enormous quantities of fancy clothing every month, do you not?"



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Well I wouldn't exactly say...I mean not every...well...well, er, maybe."



INSERT OF JIMNEY'S WIFE: (She kisses herself repeatedly).



(Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!)



EBENEEZER: "And a senile mother-n-law who's always being fined for running around the neighborhood naked?"



INSERT OF JIMNEY'S MOTHER-IN-LAW.



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Yeeeaaah...Gee, I wish she wouldn't do that."



MR. POTTER: "(Sniff!) I sympathize with you. I know you're honest. It says here that you've paid back most of the money already."



MR. POTTER (CONT): "Even so, as a stockholder I could have you arrested. Not that I would, of course."



MR. POTTER: (Slams the table): "BUT I SHOULD!!! You're not a responsible business man!!!!"







JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Well, Mr. Potter...I did build houses for twenty families last year."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Some of them had trouble meeting the payments, and I took up the slack with my own money. That meant I had to borrow to pay for all the fancy dresses and nudist fines."



MR. POTTER: "I know, I know. You don't have to explain anything to me, Jimney. Just sign this bill of sale and your debts will be a thing of the past. Of course I'll foreclose on all those dirty clients of yours who work with their hands, but what do you care?"



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "What do I care? My father worked with his hands, and his father before him."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Doggone it, Mr. Potter! Ya sit there in your fancy chair, and ya think you're better than everybody else. Well, you're not!"



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "In the vast scheme of things, you're just an insignificant..."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "An insignificant..."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Just a...just a....."



MR. POTTER: "Calm down, Jimney! Calm down! You haven't heard the rest of the offer! We'll take care of your family for you."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "My family?"



SAMUEL: "Yes, your wife and mother-in-law would be removed to an impossibly remote cannibal island. Everyone runs around naked there, so your mother-in-law wouldn't mind."



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "But...but what about my wife?"



EBENEEZER: "The first foreigner they've ever seen. She'll be worshipped as a god. It's every narcissist's dream."


JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Yeah...yeah, it is kind of, isn't it?"



JIMNEY STEWBALL: "Okay, where do I sign?"


All the parts in this parody played by me, Eddie fitzgerald. I just wanted to see if I could play old man parts.