Friday, March 16, 2012

THNKING ABOUT "SUICIDE GIRLS"

Suicide Girls is an interesting site, but I don't think you'll find many girls (above) there who are suicidal. I was just there and it looked to me like the people were positively sunny.


Well, most of them (above).


It seems to me that a site like that would benefit from showing some genuinely depressed women. I mean, isn't that why people go there? 


You don't want to see any one who's seriously thinking about doing themselves in, but a little "I can't think of a reason to get out of bed in the morning (above)" doesn't seem like too much to ask for. Think of all the Abilify ads they'd get.


Hmmm...come to think of it, maybe you can't have a whole site full of depressed women (above).


Maybe the answer is to show women who are not only depressed, but also angry (above). They're at the end of their tether. You imagine that the moment after the photo shoot ended they trashed the poor photographer's studio.


Maybe they could run a comic strip aout a surly woman (above) who hates life.


A site like that could contain feature articles and interviews. I heard of a rich lady curmudgeon (above) who drove around at night in a chauffeured limo shooting at cats with a BB gun. She'd make a great interview subject.


Of course Suicide Girls is a naked site, so she'd have to be willing to take her clothes off.


Sigh....I don't know. Maybe the site's better off the way it is. I'll have to give this some more thought.





4 comments:

Zoran Taylor said...

It's all about girls looking hot without comforming to normal beauty/fashion "standards". You're taking the title too literally, even as you're deliberately NOT taking it literally. Hilarious writing and ideas as always, though.

Anonymous said...

Weird website. Never heard of it before, but these girls need more sex appeal in order for them to appeal to the guys and have them have a wide array of mental conditions to add to the variety. What a tricky combination that would be to pull off, especially in a comic strip! Maybe someone can draw a version of Little Annie Fannie using all of those realist, bipolar traits. I certainly could, since I've drawn some very accurate studies of her before, but I'm not old enough to publish comics yet.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! I didn't know it was even today, but luck o' the Irish to you!

Zoran Taylor said...

Rob, if you actually think the girls on SG "need more sex appeal"....you might wanna think about whether girls are really your thing.....

Unknown said...

I truly believe that these girls conform completely to what beauty is nowadays. Their makeup is done the way people love and they all look flawless. Most of them are bone skinny and half naked! The only thing making them "non-conformists" is they fact they have tattoos... Which let's be real, is an extremely common trait in today's world.