SYDNEY: "Gertrude, I have to talk to you about something."
GERTRUDE: "Do we have to talk now, Sydney? I'm very tired."
SYDNEY: "Yes, it won't wait, I'm afraid. It's about...Stanley."
GERTRUDE: "Er...Stanley?"
SYDNEY (VO): "Yes. You said he was just a friend, but he was always around."
SYDNEY (VO): "Even so, you said he was a friend, and I believed you."
SYDNEY (VO): "...but it was okay, because he was your...friend."
SYDNEY (VO): "Finally he left you for another...'friend.' You couldn't take that so you...well, you know what you did. I got you the best lawyer money could buy, and he got you off. But you weren't finished, were you?"
SYDNEY (VO): "After Stanley there was Fred."
SYDNEY (VO): "After Fred there was Bill, the muscle guy. You caught both of them cheating.
SYDNEY (VO): "What you did then...you called an 'adjustment'."
GERTRUDE: "The dirty two-timers. They got what they deserved."
SYDNEY: "Maybe, but keeping you out of jail has almost driven me to the poor house. I'm nearly broke."
GERTRUDE: "I'm expensive. You know that."
SYDNEY: "There's another word to describe what you are, Gertrude."
SYDNEY: "I think you know what that word is."
GERTRUDE: "You mean, I'm....I'm....."
SYDNEY: "Yes, that's right. You are....."
SYDNEY: "...POSSESSED!!!"
SYDNEY (VO): "Now, with my last few dollars, I'm going to take advantage of this coupon in the newspaper. It's over between us."
GERTRUDE: "Ov...over?"
GERTRUDE: "Did you say, 'over?'"
GERTRUDE: "No man leaves me, Sydney. You of all people should know that."
SYDNEY: "Haw! Put that thing away. We couldn't afford another...adjustment."
GERTRUDE: "Afford? I'll show you, 'afford'."
ON THE FRONT DOOR: A man bursts into the room.
MARVIN: "Sorry to barge in! I'm from the apartment down the hall. I heard a noise and thought you might need help! Say, you're rather easy on the eye. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
GERTRUDE: "Help? Yes...er...I could use some 'help'."
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2 comments:
Shoulda gone MGTOW!
JS: Haw! I had to look up that abbreviation. Is that a whole movement?
I had trouble writing this story because I started the story with one plan in mind then switched to another in mid-stream. Oh, well...it was still fun to work on.
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