Steve Worth just sent me these Santa pictures and I pass them on to you. Man, it must be hard to be Santa! The guy on the bottom has the worst job, he has to wear a mask all day!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The first and last Santas are great!
The first one's eyes say it all - a combination of "What the @#%!& did I do in my life to deserve this?!?!?!?!" and "I really, really, reallyDON'T want to be here".
The last one is way too scary. It looks more like the psycho killer in slasher films instead of the "happy, jolly soul".
cableclair - poor you! Your story is really funny, although I think that the incident wasn't funny at the time.
Those Santas are HIDEOUS! No wonder those kids are screaming.
Hey Stephen, thanks for the link to those other Santa pictures! That's some funny stuff! I sent some of those pictures to my friends.
My parents have a similar picture of me, from when I was a kid, sitting on Santa's lap and screaming my eyes out. Santa used to scare the crap out of me when I was 3 years old! BUT then when I learned that he brings me toys, I wanted to be his best friend...I'm such a kiss ass.
Kali- somewhere I have a polaroid of me and my friend Maya sitting on Santa's lap when we're about 15 or so...I have this huge retarded grin and Maya's face is all scrunched up and strange looking. After we finished taking the picture, she told me that Santa had been cupping and gently squeezing her ass cheek the whole time! Horrible!
Jorge: I'll definitely put up some Christmas material. This is my favorite time of the year!
BTW, referring to your earlier note, You should pick the subject for your rant not me! Better hold off on it though, I have a backlog I haven't gotten to yet!
Katie: Aaaargh! I didn't know about your card! You should use Steve's picture anyway!
I still have the fridge magnet card you gave me at Spumco! What a terrific present!
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Steve
that last one..... is the scariest serial killer santa face to ever haunt me. masked santa is cuh-reeeepy!
Holy SHit...that masked Santa is one Scary-ass S.O.B.!!
The first Santa looks like actor Jean Reno...after a few drinks of course.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The first and last Santas are great!
The first one's eyes say it all - a combination of "What the @#%!& did I do in my life to deserve this?!?!?!?!" and "I really, really, really DON'T want to be here".
The last one is way too scary. It looks more like the psycho killer in slasher films instead of the "happy, jolly soul".
cableclair - poor you! Your story is really funny, although I think that the incident wasn't funny at the time.
Isn't that young master Mikey Fontanelli in the last picture?
See ya
Steve
In the event that the third Santa ISN'T wearing a mask, Christmas time is the only interlude in which he can feel remotely socially acceptable.
Aw, man!!
I was making christmas cards for all you guys using these for the covers...poo!!
Maybe I'll have to dig up my own disgruntled santa pictures out of my photo albums to use...
Hahahahaha!!!!
Those Santas are HIDEOUS! No wonder those kids are screaming.
Hey Stephen, thanks for the link to those other Santa pictures! That's some funny stuff! I sent some of those pictures to my friends.
My parents have a similar picture of me, from when I was a kid, sitting on Santa's lap and screaming my eyes out. Santa used to scare the crap out of me when I was 3 years old! BUT then when I learned that he brings me toys, I wanted to be his best friend...I'm such a kiss ass.
Have you ever been a dressed up Santa, Eddie?
"Maybe I'll have to dig up my own disgruntled santa pictures out of my photo albums to use..."
That I gotta see!
Well, another reason why I don't mind not celebrating Christmas.
Kali- somewhere I have a polaroid of me and my friend Maya sitting on Santa's lap when we're about 15 or so...I have this huge retarded grin and Maya's face is all scrunched up and strange looking. After we finished taking the picture, she told me that Santa had been cupping and gently squeezing her ass cheek the whole time! Horrible!
...it's a really funny picture though!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Holy crap! Santa Perv!!!!!
I HAVE to see that!
The last time I sat on someone's lap (in a costume) was the Easter bunny- I think I was 16......eeesh!
Kali, same here, 16 and on easter bunny's lap. pretty sick
Evan: Nice rant and nice blog!
Jorge: I'll definitely put up some Christmas material. This is my favorite time of the year!
BTW, referring to your earlier note, You should pick the subject for your rant not me! Better hold off on it though, I have a backlog I haven't gotten to yet!
Katie: Aaaargh! I didn't know about your card! You should use Steve's picture anyway!
I still have the fridge magnet card you gave me at Spumco! What a terrific present!
Cable: Great story about Sinterklass! Now I wish I was in Holland for Christmas!
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