A SERIAL: "CAPTAIN HOOKED AND THE DOG PIE"
Never Never Land: On Captain Hooked, grooming himself in front of a mirror.
PIRATES (OS): "CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! HE'S COMING!!!!'CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Ouch!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Who's coming? I'm busy!!!"
PIRATES: "IT'S PETER PAN!!!!"
Pan (unseen) drops a coconut on Hooked's head. SFX (BONK!)
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "GET THAT KID!!!!! Mangle him!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Crush him!!!!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Rip him!!!!!!!
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "P_ U_U_U_ L _ V_E _R _I _Z _E him!!!!!!!!!!!!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Huh?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You're Peter Pan's dog, aren't you?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yeees, I remember now! We kidna...um, invited you here last week. Say, uh...you wouldn't care to lead us to where Pan is hiding, would you?
CAPTAIN HOOKED: (Gasp!)
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, of course you wouldn't! You're not stupid! You're a loyal dog, and you know that if I found him I'd cut his head off!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Quick! Somebody grab a camera! I want my picture taken with the last solid citizen in the world! It's an honor to stand next to a dog like this! An HONOR!!!!!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, you can go now. Let yourself out. Gee, it's too bad you won't be here for the pie."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yes pie, but don't let me detain you...."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "What kind of pie? Oh, I would say a succulent pie..."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Maybe a fragrant pie. Yes, definitely a fragrant pie."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Mmmm! And a juicy, fruity pie. Definitely that!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "OK, but just a slice!"
CONTINUED BELOW...
