Welcome to Uncle Eddie's Theory Corner!
C'mon in! Have a seat in the theory chair! Can I get you a drink?
Coke? Juice? Beer? What did you say? You want bottled water!?
You mean hippie water? For Pete's sake, whaddaya want that stuff for?
How do you know some hippie didn't pee in it? Olga! Will you get
my guest some tap water? And put a twist of lemon in it! Nothing's
too good for a visitor! OK, let's get down to the first theory!
