Above, that's Keith Morrison, the much imitated narrator of Dateline, a popular TV crime show. I like Keith because his voice is so stylized...he's a modern Vincent Price!
Here's (above) one of Keith's imitators: Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live.
And here's (above) Keith himself.
Finally, here's (above) a whole bunch of guys who think they can impersonate Keith Morrison. Holy Cow! One of those scripts isn't half bad! I think I'll write it out...
"Remember that piece of luggage being dragged through the hotel lobby? It looked a lot heavier this time around on the security camera. Certainly...a body couldn't fit in there...unless something was done...to make it...fit.
And where was he going with that? And why all the bleach in the back seat?
Then, talking to your five year-old son who was already suffering from pneumonia to a campsite in the middle of the night in the snow. That seemed...odd. But not to the District Attorney's office in Miami Dade County. To them...it made perfect sense."
Poetry. Pure poetry!
