ONE OF THE BEST COMIC SITES ON THE NET

Congrats to "Stripper's Guide," which just celebrated its 1000th post! For those who still don't know the name, the Guide is a blog that's dedicated to archiving historical newspaper comic strips.  Man, there's some good stuff on this site!

http://strippersguide.blogspot.com/



Straight from Stripper's Guide, here's (the two pictures above) some more George Herriman from 1907.  Be sure to click to enlarge. Really, can there be any doubt that Herriman was one of the 5 or 10 greatest cartoonists of the last century?

More Herriman (above). It's a shame that modern newspapers insist on regular, repeating characters.  Some cartoonists are better off doing whatever enthuses them at the moment.

Herriman (above) loved to play with novel layouts.

Allan Holtz, the hero who runs the Guide, takes a special interest in finding neglected strips that no one else knows about. Here's (above) an interesting one from 1903: "Crazy Charlie." The premise is simple: every week Charlie escapes from the insane asylum and gets in trouble in the town.






Here's (above) another lost classic: "Pussy Pumpkin." Every week an outraged animal stumbles on a bully then beats the daylights out of him. Not what you call plot heavy, but it was good enough to back up the weird graphics.

I couldn't resist one more Herriman.

THE BEST TV COMMERCIAL?

I thought I'd play my favorite current TV commercial (above), the one by Telebrands for a product called "ShamWow!" I'm guessing that this is just a polyester sponge cloth, the kind you can buy at any discount store for a dollar, but they're selling eight of them for 20 bucks plus postage and handling. You can decry the commercialism, but I hope you'll love the commercial. It's a fine example of the pitchman's art.

What kills me about this is that it doesn't pretend to be anything but what it is: hardsell. The announcer looks like the kind of sleazy fast-talker who sells vegetable cutters at carnivals. You wouldn't think anybody would trust a guy like that, but they do. Why? I think it's because people react to the skill in the writing and execution of carnival pitches. You think you're above it, but you're not. It's fun to watch a man who, using only words, can invest a product with magic.




One of the best TV pitchman is Billy Mays (above), who's famous for shouting at the audience. He has a terrific graphic look and a likable face, and the writing and editing of his commercials is superb. Nobody gets up to get a cheese sandwich when Billy's on.



I assume Mays also works for Telebrands, which seems to be the new Ronco. Telebrands never attempts to sell high-ticket items like insurance and cars. Instead it sells glue, closet lights, picture hooks (above), and the like. TV ads are probably most effective when they sell things like that. You want to sell something that's cheap and accessible. If I had a show on TV I'd kill to be sponsored by something basic like hooks. To sell a hook you have be creative, put on a show, add value to the product by stimulating the viewer's imagination.



Here's (above) Billy reading his voice-over lines in a recording studio. When you hear him speak without the distraction of art direction, you realize what a talent he really is.



Here's (above) another great TV pitchman, Anthony Sullivan. I wish I could have put up his "One Sweep" commercial, which is one of the stand-out hardsell commercials of the last five or ten years.

The clip above is about a minute and a half long, and I warn you that it starts slow and you'll be tempted not to finish it. RESIST THAT TEMPTATION! Watch the whole thing! He finally gets the line right at the end, and when he does you'll realize that he's well worth the zillion dollars they probably payed him.


This one is for serious students of film only. It's a ShamWow commercial re-named (now calles "Zorbeez") and done a whole different way by Billy Mays. It's a rare chance to study how two different masters tackle the identical problem.

Both commercials are great, but I prefer the ShamWow. The name is catchier, it focuses on the the character and his performance, the testimonials make a great counterpoint, and the beware of imitations warning plants the idea that the product is worth imitating. Billy's commercial starts with an unappealing wiping motion and attempts too many arguments. Even so, I still like it. Which do you prefer?



One final commercial for serious film students only: A recent softsell paper towel commercial for the purpose of comparison with the hardsell ShamWow and Zorbeez commercials. As you can see, the hardsell works better.

MY FINAL HALLOWEEN POST!

Holy Cow! It's almost Halloween! This'll probably be my last post for that holiday, so I'll try to make it interesting.



Here (above) Lon Chaney enters the Opera Ball as the Red Death.




Here's (above) some plague victims unearthed in Italy.



I always thought the costumes plague doctors wore (above) would make good Halloween costumes.



Speaking of the Plague, what do you think of this giant rat attempting to eat the passengers in this car?



The Stepford Puppets (above)!



What the heck is the "Jeckle & Hyde Club?"



The Yale Skull and Bones Society. Not even most people who go to Yale know what goes on in there!



The funeral of Siegfried (above).



A strange drawing I got off the net (above) showing jagged peaks on the Moon. Its not a great sketch but I kinda like it, because it assumes weird and menacing shapes are present on another world, and every day are defiantly but impotently threatening the Earth.




I wish I'd been able to find a good picture of a haunted house ride. This one's so infuriatingly happy!



Let's shake off all that happiness and check out this item from The Amsterdam Museum of Torture. It's a head vice. Good Lord!



The famous Iron Maiden of Nuremberg (above)!



Someone went to a lot of trouble to build this chair of spikes.



Here's (above) a less elaborate version of the same thing. It's still plenty scary when you consider what the weights on the floor must have been used for.



A bust (above) of Rondo Hatten.




Don't you love the masks (above) kids make?



Only the previous day the homeowner of this yard was seen mowing his lawn. Now all that remains of him is one shoe and the abandoned mower. Strange icons have appeared.



An interesting rubber mask (above)! Great color!




If you're planning to be a mad scientist, you'll need a study (above) as well as a lab. How about something like this? Is this set from "Metropolis"?



I like costumes that elongate the character (above).



Some trolls (above) from Steve Worth's ASIFA blog on Bauer.



A New Orleans-inspired voodoo mask.



Ah, gargoyles! I don't know why they appear on cathedrals but I'm glad they do.




Some modern-day churches (above)make use of gargoyles too! It's a tradition!




Well, that wraps it up! Have a good Halloween everybody!!!!!



BTW, some of the pictures used here were stolen from Karswell's superb horror blog:

http://thehorrorsofitall.blogspot.com

...and from Fournier's wonderful Frankenstein blog:

http://frankensteinia.blogspot.com

HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS

UNCLE EDDIE: "Amanda!!!! It's so good to see you again!



UNCLE EDDIE: "Waiter! Get this girl anything she wants! It's on me!"

"Amanda, you should try the lobster, it's really good here! And for wine, try the Cuvee Royale. It's pricey, but it's worth it!"



AMANDA: "It's good to see you too, Eddie. It's been a long time."




UNCLE EDDIE: "Yeah, we were high school sweethearts, remember? Amanda and Eddie; Eddie and Amanda! We were inseperable."



AMANDA: "Those were the days alright! I remember you used to draw a lot."



UNCLE EDDIE: "Yeah, I became a cartoonist! I moved to LA, and got into the animation industry...I have a family now, and two kids...life's been good! How about you!?



AMANDA: "Oh, a little bit of this and a little bit of that. I think about you a lot."




UNCLE EDDIE: "Me!? You think about ME!!? Awww, that's sweet."




AMANDA: "Yeah, I think about you all the time. That's why I wanted to have lunch with you. There's something I've always wanted to show you...something...awfully... private..."




UNCLE EDDIE: "(Gulp!) Show me? Private????"



AMANDA: "Yeah, it's the gap on my record shelf where my Phil Collins records used to be! Rmemember I lent them to you? What did you do with them? I could get a good price for them now."



UNCLE EDDIE: "Phil Collins?



UNCLE EDDIE: "...Um, you said Phil collins, right?"



UNCLE EDDIE: "Well, um...let's see now...you moved away and...OK, now I remember! Yeah, I had those records on the shelf for years."



UNCLE EDDIE: "Finally I just gave them away. I mean they were Phil Collins records, for Pete's sake! Even the Salvation Army wouldn't take them! The guy kicked me out of the store."



AMANDA: "You gave them away? That's men for you! Not an ounce of consideration."



UNCLE EDDIE: "But...but... they were Phil Collins records..."



AMANDA: "Men are such beasts."



UNCLE EDDIE: "Don't worry! I'll look for them on eBay! You'll get them back, I promise! Look, it's getting late. I'm really sorry, but I gotta go."




UNCLE EDDIE: "Waiter! Get this girl anything she wants!!! It's on me!

(Eddie To Amanda) "You gotta try the grilled cheese sandwich here! And don't miss the tap water! It's to die for! Well, I gotta go now!"

TOO SLEEPY TO WRITE! I'LL BE BACK MID-DAY TUESDAY!!

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THE INDIAN SUPERMAN

Am I the only one who hadn't seen this film yet? I never heard of it til yesterday! Anway, here's a song from an Indian film which shows Superman and Spiderman teamed up to fight crime with disco dancing.




But wait! Some of those moves are ripped from Napoleon Dynamite, right!?