CAPTAIN HOOKED: "No, no...wait!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You don't think I'd give a friend an inferior pie, do you?"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I mean apple, cherry and custard are fine. You could argue that blueberry blackberry and lemon are sublime! Fine pies, all, but..."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "...the real gourmet requires something better, something... mmmm... something more poetic, and refined... something more like......."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "DOG PIE!!!!!"
(SFX) DOING!
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiie!!! A canine treat that will never fade, / Just don't ask how it was made!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiie!!! Carefull not to get it on your scarf, / Nothing like a pastry that says 'Arf!' "
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Of course this sets us all to grieving, / Because a dear friend must be leaving!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Though perhaps if he were nice, / We wouldn't need this sacrifice!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiiie!!! Delicious gift from above,/ It's just full of doggy love."
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "One regrets to be expedient, / When one's friend is the main ingredient!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "A little word or two, / And we could instead have carrot stew."
CAPTAIN HOOKED: (An aside, not singing): "Gee, that wasn't a very good last line, was it? I think it's the effect of that last pie. I've been picking flea collar out of my teeth all week!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, c'est la vie!"
CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So how's about it!? Do we take a little trip!!!!???"
TO BE CONTINUED.....