HYPNOSIS FILMS

I love to see the evolution of a filmmaker, even in the unlikely environs of the adult film industry. This ambitious dirty filmmaker wisely picked a genre that nobody else cared much about: the naked hypnosis genre. 

The plot is simple: a girl is hypnotized and takes her clothes off. 

The director made a dozen or so of these simple hypnosis films.

Maybe out of boredom, he started adding gags. The problem is the girls weren't actors and couldn't pull them off...the gags, I mean.

No matter...the filmmaker persisted. He added brief little stories to the films.

 Here the hypnotized girl wonders around the house tidying things up.

Apparently the hypnotist in the story, who you never see, figured out that he could get house cleaning as well as nudity for his trouble.

The girl even thanks him for it. It's kinda-sorta funny but there's only so far you can go with non-actors. 

What you're about to see is the Citizen Kane of cheesey naked hypnosis films. The previous films must have made some money because the filmmaker can now afford to hire real comedic talent. He can also afford an aquarium and a puffy couch.

As usual, the watch is taken out and the girls are hypnotized.

The hypnotist plants the idea that the room is way too warm. Perhaps they'd be more comfortable sans clothing.

This (above) is my favorite shot. The girl on the left has a great comedic expression and the girl on the right strikes a pose that's intended to support her friend's attitude rather than compete with it. Very professional!

 They move to the next room where they disrobe.

A cat shouts outside and the girls wake up. "Hawhaw! Sally, look at you! You're naked!" Whaddaya mean, 'look at me?' Look at you!" "What the heck," they're thinking, "how'd we get like this!?' "

Okay, maybe it's not Citizen Kane, but you have to admit, there is evidence of developing skill here.

HAVE A GOOD HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!

Behind you! Watch out!!!!

The man she's kissing (above) comes apart in her arms.

There was said to be a face in the clouds erupting from the World Trade Center. Here's a similar one.

Slow motion running has always struck me as creepy so I include it here.

Above, a real mummy's head!

Yikes!

MORE HALLOWEEN MASKS 2013

Geez! HALLOWEEN IS ON THURSDAY!!!!!!! I don't have any decorations up! And I've gotta get some candy!

HALLOWEEN MASKS AND PORCH DECORATIONS

I like this idea (above) of underlit faces that get larger as they emerge from the cauldron. This idea might work as a porch decoration with paper bag heads.

Yikes! An evil marionette (above)!

Here's an example of the embossed cardboard decorations that used to be everywhere at Halloween time. I wonder if the net has any articles about the German company that used to make them.

Lots of people have a bench outside their front door. Benches just cry out for big sitting paper puppets.

Above, more paper puppet ideas.

Aaaargh! Here's (above) another vintage cardboard decoration. These sold cheap, believe it or not. Kids used to buy them. I like the idea of inexpensive, imaginative things of quality that kids can afford to buy with their own money.

Above, more porch decoration ideas.

Wow! Nice costumes!

Ditto!

Haw! Halloween stores should sell posters like the one above. You could leave them up all year.

I love the masks that kids make. Instead of a Kool-Aid stand kids should open up lawn stores at Halloween to sell masks that they make.  I'd buy them, wouldn't you?