THEORYBOY FOR SENIORS

WARNING: "Nothing obscene here, but it's probably not office or school safe.

UNCLE EDDIE: "Hi Folks! I've done special blog posts for both men and women in the past and they were pretty well received. I even did a couple just for kids. It occurred to me that I never did one for seniors. I'll remedy that right now.

Welcome to the ST. ANDREW HOME FOR SENIOR MEN."

GEORGE: "Hi, Uncle Eddie! Gee, a whole blog just for us! I'm overwhelmed."

UNCLE EDDIE: " 'Glad to be of service. What do you want to see? How about some pictures of trout fishing in the local lake? I have pictures of all the lures that people use there!"

GEORGE: "Why don't we do trout a little later? I'm thinking we might start off with a little...you know...a little pulchritude."

UNCLE EDDIE: "Pulchritude? Oh, yeah...right. Okay, Here's Wendy (above). She loves posing for stuff like this."

GEORGE: "Wow! She's great! Er, wait a minute....it looks like she's having a problem with one of her socks." 

UNCLE EDDIE: "Oh, yeah...I remember that. She had a back problem and she couldn't bend over to straighten it. We didn't think anyone would notice."

GEORGE: : "I always notice stuff like that. You should have brought me along. Haw! I'd have straightened it. Get it? Heh, heh, heh!"

UNCLE EDDIE: "Haw! Geez, George...what a horndog! And at your age, too!"

GEORGE: "Wait a minute, Uncle Eddie...Ted here wants to ask you a question...."

TED: "Hi, Uncle Eddie! Well, what I'm wandering is...well...do you have any pictures of a girl with...you know...a rack?"

UNCLE EDDIE: "A rack!!?? Er...well, um...I guess so.  Here's Magnolia. Is she rackable enough for you?"

SID: "Yeah, yeah, she's fine, Uncle Eddie. Okaaaay....now it's time to go for broke! I'm picturing...I'm picturing a young chippie, a full blown Dominatrix replete with spiked dog collar, a big old snake, and leather everything. Whaddaya say, whaddaya say?"

UNCLE EDDIE: "Huh? Leather? A SNAKE!!!!???? I don't know, Sid. I mean, this is a family blog and all that. I don't want to..."

SID: "Aw, I knew you'd wimp out."

UNCLE EDDIE: "I didn't say I was going to wimp out! I just....(Sigh!) Oh, okay..."

LATER:

AS UNCLE EDDIE PACKS UP TO LEAVE:

NURSE: "Did everything go alright? It was so nice of you to talk to the men. They're so starved for intellectual stimulation."

HYPNOSIS FILMS

I love to see the evolution of a filmmaker, even in the unlikely environs of the adult film industry. This ambitious dirty filmmaker wisely picked a genre that nobody else cared much about: the naked hypnosis genre. 

The plot is simple: a girl is hypnotized and takes her clothes off. 

The director made a dozen or so of these simple hypnosis films.

Maybe out of boredom, he started adding gags. The problem is the girls weren't actors and couldn't pull them off...the gags, I mean.

No matter...the filmmaker persisted. He added brief little stories to the films.

 Here the hypnotized girl wonders around the house tidying things up.

Apparently the hypnotist in the story, who you never see, figured out that he could get house cleaning as well as nudity for his trouble.

The girl even thanks him for it. It's kinda-sorta funny but there's only so far you can go with non-actors. 

What you're about to see is the Citizen Kane of cheesey naked hypnosis films. The previous films must have made some money because the filmmaker can now afford to hire real comedic talent. He can also afford an aquarium and a puffy couch.

As usual, the watch is taken out and the girls are hypnotized.

The hypnotist plants the idea that the room is way too warm. Perhaps they'd be more comfortable sans clothing.

This (above) is my favorite shot. The girl on the left has a great comedic expression and the girl on the right strikes a pose that's intended to support her friend's attitude rather than compete with it. Very professional!

 They move to the next room where they disrobe.

A cat shouts outside and the girls wake up. "Hawhaw! Sally, look at you! You're naked!" Whaddaya mean, 'look at me?' Look at you!" "What the heck," they're thinking, "how'd we get like this!?' "

Okay, maybe it's not Citizen Kane, but you have to admit, there is evidence of developing skill here.