Monday, August 31, 2015

THE SECRET HISTORY OF FARMING

I'm a city boy and I have no idea what real farming is like. I only know it can't be the paradise that you see in jigsaw puzzle art and sentimental posters. My guess is that it's hard...so hard that ordinary people do everything they can to escape from it, and they always have.


I seem to remember reading that farming began in the Middle East about 11,000 years ago.  My own guess is that it's at least 2 or 3 times older than that. I imagine that a few people practiced it on a very small scale, and only in the most fertile places, for thousands of years. What made a difference 11,000 years ago was...I'm guessing...


...the discovery of liquor! Only getting blasted all day long could make grueling work like that tolerable.


Think about it. Imagine hoeing endless rows of cabbage on a bleak and empty field under the hot sun. The only thing that would make it tolerable is the expectation that eventually you'd reach a jug of liquor that's hidden in a bush at the end of the row.

I'm guessing that once liquor made small scale farming feasible, then slavery was invented to grow little farms into big ones. Slavery probably always existed on a small scale, but liquor-induced farming kicked it up a notch...a big notch!


Did slave owners give their slaves liquor? My guess is that they did. After all, it probably increased productivity. My further guess is that slave owners eventually stopped doing this because liquor addiction was spreading from the slaves to them, the slave owners. 'Just a guess.


Okay, almost everything I've said is conjecture. I've read very little on the subject. You have to admit, though, that it sounds plausible.


3 comments:

moon said...

Ha- I grew up on a grain farm and I remember the hard work, but I don't remember the liquor guzzling- but then I wouldn't remember that would I?

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Moon: Well, I could be wrong about the liquor. Maybe farmers drank less than most people. Or maybe they drank a lot more at one time but revival meetings talked them out of it. If that's true then we can blame dry laws for reducing farm productivity and for urban expansion.

moon said...

Actually I was only a kid when I worked on the farm, I was just joking about the not remembering- because of all the liquor drinking- ha
I enjoyed reading your ideas on the subject, as always