Tuesday, February 28, 2012

GIRL WATCHING (COMPLETE VERSION)

Last night I had dinner at Steve's and the conversation turned to beautiful women we'd seen at restaurants. It happened that two seasoned girl watchers were in attendance, and they generously agreed to share their knowledge with the table.

What follows is an explanation of the code they use to discreetly communicate with each other when a beautiful woman enters the room. Sorry the doodles are hard to read: they were done with a fine point Bic pen.  Maybe enlarging them will help.
















BTW: Sorry the drawings got so sloppy. I rushed them so I could get some sleep. 

Also BTW: Many thanks to the men who shared their secret code with us. 



17 comments:

zillustration said...

this is a riot! love the third base coach signals!

Brubaker said...

I love your doodles, Eddie! You should post more of these more often.

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

zillustration, Brubaker: Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Haha! I wish I got into Harvard or Dartmouth. An Ivy League school education gives people some leverage in prestige in the corporate world. Dr. Seuss actually studied at Dartmouth, and then Oxford in England interestingly enough.

But seriously, I got into the next best thing: Rutgers University in New Jersey. Very excited to go there, but I'm waiting on a bunch of other college applications I sent out first to decide, including some from my home state of Massachusetts that I was considering (Boston University and University of Massachusetts Amherst). We'll see. I like Rutgers because its only 10 grand a year, a third of the price of an art school One here in Georgia called SCAD costs over 30 grand per year in tuition, and I had been mesmerized by it at one point until realizing that school wasn't that great to begin with. Plus tons of networking and job opportunities. I wanted to do some newspaper cartoons for the school newspaper, and I'm one step closer to doing it. Couldn't do it with my high school paper because I wasn't part of the class. Now that I got in, I can do some research on some of their newspapers and see which ones need some cartoons.

Adam McMahon said...

Brilliant! I almost want to turn around in my own chair and look. Wonderful storytelling.

Pez said...

I'm dying of laughter reading this! It's better than real life.

Pez said...

I am crying laughing at how funny this is!!!

Joshua Marchant (Scrawnycartoons) said...

Har! Great drawings Eddie, I love your cartoon acting.

Finebine said...

Ingenius! The dames will be none the wiser!

Eddie Fitzgerald said...

Adam, Pez, Joshua, Finebine: Many thanks!

Roberto: Rutgers? Not bad! Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Eddie. I also found out yesterday night I was accepted into their renowned Rutgers New Brunswick campus, the most competitive one they have to offer, because its so huge, about 35,000 students or so. My high school is around 3,000. Interesting fact about the school: Mr. Magoo was apparently one of their alumni! What a coincidence.

Also didn't know this, but Jack Davis studied at the University of Georgia, where a lot of my friends are trying to get accepted into. If you've talked to Austin Papageorge before, that's the school he's going to. It's a really hard school to get in, which is primarily the reason I never applied there, and I'm planning on moving over the summer so my parents can find better jobs. They aren't even employed right now.

Codyssey said...

Hilarious drawings Eddie! I wish someone made cartoons just like this.

Anonymous said...

Great drawings, Eddie!

The Mush said...

You sure these are sloppy, cause I think they're hilarious, and with brilliant acting!

pappy d said...

Great stuff, Eddie!

RobNonStop said...

Thanks for those dynamic and consuming drawings, it’s like sitting across the table.

david said...

i love these drawings. I miss cartoony drawings