"Hi! Uncle Eddie here! I just left Trader Joe's. I thought I'd stop for coffee on the way home and chat about the food I just got. I can only talk for a few minutes, though. I have frozen food in the car.
"The only problem is, the Masala's portions are a bit on the skimpy side. It's kinda pricey considering how little you get."
"Wow, an interesting ad!"