ON COUPLE KISSING PASSIONATELY:
(SFX): SMOOCH! SMOOCH!
(SFX): KISSY! KISSY! KISSY!
(SFX): SMOOOCH! KISSY! KISSY! SMOOCH!!!!
(SFX): SMOOOOOOCH!!!!
COUPLE: KISSY! SMOOOOOCH!!!!! KISSY!! SMOOOOOOOCH! SMOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!
SHE SITS UP, PUSHES HIM AWAY:
GLADYS: "No, wait a minute...we shouldn't be doing this. It's wrong."
PIERRE: "Wrong? How can it be wrong? Are you saying the love between a man and a woman is wrong? How can it be wrong?"
GLADYS (WHILE SPITTING OUT WATER): "I don't know...it just
is!"
PIERRE: "Well, if it's wrong, how come it feels so right? I mean I feel pretty doggoned right about it, and if you feel that way, too....."
PIERRE: "Gladys, have you got a towel?"
GLADYS: "I forgot to bring a towel. I have a sandwich. Do you want a sandwich?"
PIERRE: " No, forget the sandwich. Look, all I'm saying is...that when a man..."
PIERRE (WHILE SPITTING OUT WATER): "When a man...."
PIERRE: "What's in the sandwich?"
GLADYS: "Peanut butter, I think."
PIERRE: "The crunchy kind?"
GLADYS: "Yeah, the crunchy kind."
PIERRE: "Good. Let's do it."
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