"Um...hello! It is I who am Uncle Eddie's father! John's dad answers his mail sometimes, so my son thought I should do this thigamajig, too! Heh, heh. My son's a card, no?"
"Ok, let's take a look at these letters....."
"What's all this Mac vs. PC stuff?"
"I hate to tell you but my kid's converting to being a Mac fan! Mac isn't always faster or better...but Eddie says it's more fun."
"I don't know, I don't get all this computer stuff."
"It's good for pictures of girls, though! Some of them have two-piece bathing suits!"
"OK, that's all for now!"
"No, wait a minute!!!"
"I forgot to say that, according to Eddie, there's another Mac operating system called "Camino." He said Camino's a Linux-based system that's easier to use than Safari. He'll try that out after he posts this."
"Well that's it for real this time! Be seeing you! Eddie, if you're reading this, be sure to take out the trash! Your place was stinky last time I was there! Um...bye!
Eddie says: Whew! This was my first post on my new Mac. It took me FOREVER to do this, but I guess it'll get easier.
Also, a plug for ace girl-artist Katie Rice's latest ebay auction! I'm afraid to link to her site because I'm probably just one electron away from exceeding my bandwidth here. I didn't know how to reduce my pictures so I posted them all huge. Anyway, to see Katie's pictures, just Google "FunnyCute!"
