Showing posts with label out of the ink bottle. Show all posts
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Friday, February 22, 2008

"OUT OF THE INK BOTTLE"



MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "Hmmmm.  I can't think of anything to draw."


MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "Wait a minute! Why didn't I think of it before!? I'll let my friend KaKa the Clown out of the ink bottle! He's always good for a laugh!"


MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Let's see......"




SLAM!


MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "Oops! Sorry, KaKa! Tell you what: I feel so bad about dropping you, that I'll let you stay out this time! I mean stay out for good! You're a free man!"


MIX FLEISCHMAN: "So what are you going to with your freedom?"


KAKA:  "You mean me, Mr. Fleischman?"



MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "Yeah, KaKa, what are your plans?"


KAKA: "Well, Gosh Mr. Fleischman, I hope you won't laugh at me.  You see, I've always wanted to get an education...to make something out of myself."

KAKA (CONT):  "First I'd like to get a liberal arts degree with a major in Theater. Then I'd like to see if one of the big New york acting schools will accept me."


MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Wow, that's very commendable, KaKa!  It sounds like a lot of work, though. Do you think you can handle it?"


KAKA:  "Gee Whiz, Mr. Fleischman...I hope so.  Of course I have to support my mother while I work my way through school, and then there's my church activities, but I figure that if I'm thrifty and work hard then everything will work out alright. "


MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Boy, it sounds like you won't have much time for socializing."


KAKA:  "Socializing!? Gee, Mr. Fleischman, I won't have time to make friends.  'Gotta crack those textbooks every night!"


MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "I can help you there, KaKa. What you need is a ready-made friend."


MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "KaKa, meet my pal, Betty Bloop!"


KAKA:  "Betty BlooP?...Um, Er....Hi, I guess. Whatever."


KAKA: (Gasp!)





KAKA:  "Wha...wha...what is that...that thing with long hair and BUMPS on its chest?"


MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "Oh, I forgot to tell you. That's a girl. Half the world is girls. "


MIX FLEISCHMAN (V.O.):  "Come to think of it, a serious student like you won't have time for girls.  There's plenty of time for......"



MIX FLEISCHMAN:  "KaKa, you're not listening!  What about school?"


KAKA: "School? What school?"