
KAKA: "Well, Gosh Mr. Fleischman, I hope you won't laugh at me. You see, I've always wanted to get an education...to make something out of myself."

KAKA (CONT): "First I'd like to get a liberal arts degree with a major in Theater. Then I'd like to see if one of the big New york acting schools will accept me."

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Wow, that's very commendable, KaKa! It sounds like a lot of work, though. Do you think you can handle it?"

KAKA: "Gee Whiz, Mr. Fleischman...I hope so. Of course I have to support my mother while I work my way through school, and then there's my church activities, but I figure that if I'm thrifty and work hard then everything will work out alright. "

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Boy, it sounds like you won't have much time for socializing."

KAKA: "Socializing!? Gee, Mr. Fleischman, I won't have time to make friends. 'Gotta crack those textbooks every night!"

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "I can help you there, KaKa. What you need is a ready-made friend."

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "KaKa, meet my pal, Betty Bloop!"

KAKA: "Betty BlooP?...Um, Er....Hi, I guess. Whatever."

KAKA: (Gasp!)

KAKA: "Wha...wha...what is that...that thing with long hair and BUMPS on its chest?"

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "Oh, I forgot to tell you. That's a girl. Half the world is girls. "

MIX FLEISCHMAN (V.O.): "Come to think of it, a serious student like you won't have time for girls. There's plenty of time for......"

MIX FLEISCHMAN: "KaKa, you're not listening! What about school?"

KAKA: "School? What school?"