I think Playboy already did a "Girls of McDonald's" spread. Bah! Let them have McDonald's! Everybody knows the real babes hang out at Carl's Junior!
I grant you, McDonald's (above) has the best fries.
But Carl's gets the best people (above). More artsy types hang out at Carl's than any other fast food chain, at least in my area.
Here's (above) one of Carl's artsy customers relaxing at home. Orange dress, orange throw pillows, and orange walls...that takes a certain boldness...
...a boldness no doubt inspired by the orange food at Carl's.
I admit that all those burgers can put on the pounds (above) if you're not careful.
Interestingly, some people manage to stay slim no matter how much they eat. I used to be one of them.
Here's (above) another slim customer. Holy Mackerel! This girl is perfectly dressed for the Royal Order of the Muskrat Ladies Auxiliary. Theory Corner women, take note!
Carl's does seem to get a lot of worldly women (above). The young innocents seem to prefer Denny's.
The restaurant also gets a certain number of people who are utensil-challenged.
Some women bring their evil boyfriends (above).
Some women (above) bring their cell phones, which is much worse. I've learned from eavesdropping on loud cell phone calls that lots of Carl's women complain to other women about their controlling mothers.
P.S. Thanks to John for the nifty title!
