I know what you're thinking: "Surely women don't get really hot and bothered by the men they encounter on Theory Corner. I mean Theory guys are all cartoonists and philosophers. Women just aren't into that." I don't blame you for thinking that...but you'd be wrong.
Lot's of women fantasize about meeting Theory Corner men. They'd love to sink their fingers into that thoughtful, philosophical flesh.
How do I know? I see the proof everyday when I walk down the street. It's getting so that I have to wear a disguise just to go to the grocery store.
Even when I mow my lawn (above) I get attention from female neighbors.
They let you know in subtle ways that they're all Theory Corner readers.
Ah, the internet is a glorious thing!
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BTW: I don't really get oggled on the street by Theory Corner readers. That's just a fantasy.
