As you can see, I'm still just a humble, bungling student of the program. Anyway, here I am as a hipster (above)...somebody who's so hip that he doesn't even have to work at it.
Here I am (above) as a successful, Chairman of the Board-type. John says I should call myself "Uncle Corporate." He thinks I should dress like this all the time.
Here I am again (above) as a bookie in a state where it's illegal. I stay one step ahead of the law because I have an expensive lawyer.
This time (above) I'm an Italian immigrant from a hundred years ago.
The immigrant again (above).
Now a truant officer (above)!
A similar body shape (above), only now I'm a detective.
Here I'm a wacky announcer (above) on The Shopping Network!
My last one. Now I'm (above) an opera singer, singing my guts out.
Here's (above) my leading lady!
Here's John's caricature of "Uncle Corporate." I look only 110 years old, which is younger than John usually draws me.
