STARS LIKE DUST

Here's (above) a huge filament that was whiplashed from the sun about a month ago, and which caused all sorts of atmospheric effects on the Earth. This isn't an artist's rendering, it's a photo. Can you believe how vivid this picture is!?

Lately we're getting terrific pictures of the sun. That's because we have satellites circling the sun and photographing it from different vantage points at exactly the same time. When the photos are combined, the effect is three dimensional. It's amazing isn't it? I never thought I would see solar pictures this good in my lifetime.

In the foreground of this star field (above) we see a cluster dominated by blue stars. In the background we see the center of The Milky Way. Can you believe how dense the stars are? There must be millions in this photo alone.

That's partly because stars are a lot closer together in this region of the sky. With so many nose-to-nose stars spewing out radioactivity, and with (I'm guessing) so many dangerous objects like black holes and magnetars, this is by far the most dangerous region of our galaxy. You have to wonder if we'll ever be able to explore this area.



Here's a five or six minute clip from Stephen Hawking's "Everything" show on TV. The subject is Gliese 581D, the closest Earth-like planet we know of...only 20 light years away. If a catastrophe ever threatens life on Earth, this is the planet we'd have to bail to.

On another subject: a few weeks ago my doctor told me to come in for the new vaccine against pnemonia. I did a double take. There's a vaccine for pnemonia!!!!!??????? But that's incredible! So many people die from that...why wasn't this on the front page of the paper? Why weren't the discoverers honored with a ticker tape parade?

But the pnemonia vaccine isn't all. A couple of weeks ago I read that a lab called GlaxoSmithKline in the UK came up with a vaccine against malaria. It's been highly effective (50%) in animal tests, now a few years of human tests are expected to confirm it.  Can you believe that? A cure for malaria!!!!!! Congrats to GSK! Hollywood, are you listening?

I found this account (below) on the net:

Witty told the Guardian he was thrilled for the scientists, who were thought by many of their peers to be attempting the impossible when they started work on a vaccine 25 years ago. "When the team was first shown the data, quite a number of them broke down in tears," he said. "It was the emotion of what they had achieved – the first vaccine against a parasitic form of infection. They were overwhelmed. It says something about the amount of heart that has gone into this project."

MY DINNER WITH KENT

INT. LIDO'S PIZZA:

KENT: "Eddie! Is that you? How are ya these days!?"

EDDIE (VO): "I'm great! Have a seat!"

KENT ORDERS, THEN.....

KENT: "I've gotta eat quick! There's more Mack Sennett films on TCM tonight, starting at five. I think they're gonna show 'Mickey.' If I remember right that was directed by Mable Normand. Some people say she was the real brains behind the Sennett studio."

EDDIE (VO): "Mable was great, but 'the real brains?' I don't know......she only had less than two good years so far as I can tell."

KENT: "Yeah, she wasn't the same after the the vase. You heard about that, right?"

EDDIE (VO) :"The vase?"

KENT: "Yeah. Her and Sennett were lovers, but one day she walked in and found him in bed with one of his actresses. She threw a fit and the actress whacked her on the head with a vase. It sent her to the hospital."

EDDIE (VO): "Yikes!"

KENT: "Mabel never quite recovered. Or maybe she did, but the drugs she was taking took hold. Whatever it was, her acting was never the same. Sennett gave her her own studio as an apology."

EDDIE (VO): "Wow. I remember Sid Caesar saying you should never become romantically involved with your acting partner, no matter how great the temptation. He was always politely distant with Imogene Coca offstage because he didn't want to mess with the chemistry they had infront of the camera."

KENT: "That sounds right. Anyway, Sennett went on to do the Keystone Cops and The Bathing Beauties, so I guess he landed on his feet."

EDDIE (VO): "Sennett was a genius. My favorites are the early slapstick films he directed himself. And I love the way he could choreograph crowds."

KENT: "Yeah, like those restaurant sequences where everybody in the shot's doing something interesting....the waiters just barely avoiding dropping the tray in someone's lap, the customers arguing or pitching woo to each other, or flirting with somebody at the next table. You almost don't know where to look because it's all so rich, but it works."

EDDIE (VO): "What do you think the best Sennett films were?"

KENT: "The best??? Er.....the ones he did with Keaten or Arbuckle or Chaplin? Geez, I don't know. Even Langden did some good films with Sennett."

HALLOWEEN MASKS FOR 2012

I hate to start with a gripe, but where are the cool plastic masks (above) this year!!???? The ones above are from the late 90s. Geez, I miss affordable, collectible, funny Halloween masks like these!

How do you like the brand new one above? A bit too realistic in my opinion, but you have to admire the craftsmanship.. 

Here's an interesting crop of half masks (above). They're useful because you can wear them to parties without suffocating inside. I'm thinking that you might also use them to revitalize dried-out, full face shelf masks.

Is this (above) really a mask? I guess it could be could be if some holes were punched in it. 

Wow! A nice Conan O'Brien (above)! If I were Conan I'd have a whole wall of these in the living room all year 'round.

Ah, The Sea Hag (above)! I think this came out in 2010 but it's still on sale!

This (above), believe it or not, is Tony Blair. It doesn't look much like him, but it might make a great shelf head if it had the right kind of wig on it.

Holy Mackerel!!!!!! Imagine if this girl (above) came Trick or Treating at your door!!!!!!!!!! You'd give her your life savings wrapped up in the deed to your house!

SAVILLE ROW SUITS

Boy, I wish I could have a suit like the kind Connery wore in the early James Bonds.

I like that tailored look superimposed on a good fabric. The area around the shoulders and neck is especially important to get right. The fabric has to cling like a second skin.

Me, I can't afford a tailor-made suit. I get 'em off the rack.

They (above) never fit right. I probably look horrible in them.

How did Cary Grant do it? He looks like he was born in a suit.

Wouldn't you kill to have real, custom-tailored, Saville Row threads? You can have one like this (above) for just under $5,000.

Here's one (above) by Saville Row stylist, Tom Ford. It has an Armani influence and sells for a measly $2,700.

Since the hippie era men's suits have been regarded with suspicion as emblems of class distinction. They certainly are that, but they're also symbolic of efficacy, intellect, and sophistication. That last point, sophistication, requires a little history to appreciate.

In Louis XIV's time (above) men's clothes were all about ostentatious wealth.  

Beau Brummel, the great simplifier of fashion in Regency England (early 1800s), changed all that. He favored the look shown above. Even kings deferred to him.

Brummel later favored the modification shown above and, once again, everyone followed. Collars were lowered in imitation of the way naval officers dressed. Men like the military look.

Amazingly women's fashions didn't undergo a similar simplification. They continued to wear ornate, Marie Antoinette-style wedding cakes for a kazillion years or so. Sophisticated style was the domain of men from Brummel's time til after WWI.


                                                   
England is a cold and damp country so eventually Brummel's sporty look gave way to the frock (above), which was long and sheltering, and always buttoned in the front. The frock favored the tie which was initially used to show off the wearer's school or regional colors.

The older Brummel design was kept alive by sportsman and military men who preferred the freedom of movement it afforded. Horsemen especially favored this cut and, since most people rode in the mornings, this type of jacket was called a "morning" coat.

The modern suit jacket is the inevitable result of combining the frock and morning coat in one medium-length jacket that can be worn all day long.

Buttons on the sleeve came about because physicians insisted on them so they could roll up their sleeves without taking their jackets off.  Saville Row began by catering to the doctor trade, so the buttons persisted, even when they were no longer in demand. Maybe also because they seemed to denote military rank.

Sigh.

LUNCH TIME AT THE INSTITUTE FOR THE HIGH STRUNG

EXT.  INSTITUTE FOR THE HIGH STRUNG (formerly The Institute for the Terminally Self-Righteous and Abysmally Contrarian):

THERAPY LEADER: "That's enough group therapy for now, class. Hey, it's lunch time. How 'bout if I make some sandwiches?

PATIENT #1: "Whoa! Whoooooooa!!!!! Wait a freakin' minute! So what your tellin' us is that you're going to make sandwiches, and that we just supposed to eat whatever you make. Like...we're not even consulted! Am I the only one here who can see something wrong with that!?

PATIENT #2: "He's right! This isn't the Third Reich, you know. We have rights!"

THERAPY LEADER: "Oh, sorry. Would you prefer something else?"

PATIENT #3: "What I prefer you're not offering."

 PATIENT #4: "Will you all just pipe down and let the guy make some sandwiches? You crazy people disgust me!"

PATIENT #5: "Oh, it's Mister Sanity speaking! Well, listen up, goofball....You're just as whacked out as the rest of us!"

PATIENT #4: " Why you vile...filthy....if you weren't crazy I'd......"

PATIENT #5: "Is he right, Doctor? Am I crazy?"

DOCTOR: "No, no. You're just high strung, like everybody else here. A couple months on bland food and dreary, overheated rooms and you'll be just fine."

PATIENT #5: "Wha...? Y-you're condescending to me aren't you? What kind of doctor are you? You're just a quack!"

PATIENT #5: "Oh, there I go again! Are you sure I'm not crazy, doctor?"

DOCTOR: "No, no...of course not."

PATIENT #5 : "That's good. Then it won't matter if I've brought my gun to class."

DOCTOR: "Huh? Gun?"

 PATIENT #3: "Don't bother looking for it, it's right here. I saw it in your purse. First I'll kill everybody here, then I'll make the sandwiches the way I want them, then I'll take a bus into town and kill everybody there. This is going to be fun."

SLAP! ANOTHER PATIENT GRABS THE GUN.

PATIENT #6: "Whaddayou know about sandwiches?"

PATIENT #7: "Hit a girl, will 'ya!?"

PATIENT #8: "Oh my God! It's the clowns from the Institute for Deviant Clown Recovery  next door! They must have been attracted by the slaps!!!"

(SFX: SCREAMS AND SOUNDS OF SLAPS FROM INSIDE THE INSTITUTE)