CAPTAIN HOOKED/DOG PIE (PART 1)

NOTE: I've had some problems with the new beta version Of Blogger. It has some great features, and it'll be a knockout when the bugs are gotten out, but I need a couple of days to figure out if it's ready to use. To buy some time, I thought I'd reprise my favorite photo story: "Captain Hooked and the Dog Pie." I put up all four episodes in order. I'll be back with a new post in two days, on January 13th!

A SERIAL: "CAPTAIN HOOKED AND THE DOG PIE"

Never Never Land: On Captain Hooked, grooming himself in front of a mirror.





PIRATES (OS): "CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! HE'S COMING!!!!'

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Ouch!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Who's coming? I'm busy!!!"


PIRATES: "IT'S PETER PAN!!!!"






Pan (unseen) drops a coconut on Hooked's head. SFX (BONK!)


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "GET THAT KID!!!!! Mangle him!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Crush him!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Rip him!!!!!!!


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "P_ U_U_U_ L _ V_E _R _I _Z _E him!!!!!!!!!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Huh?"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You're Peter Pan's dog, aren't you?"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yeees, I remember now! We kidna...um, invited you here last week. Say, uh...you wouldn't care to lead us to where Pan is hiding, would you?












CAPTAIN HOOKED: (Gasp!)



CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, of course you wouldn't! You're not stupid! You're a loyal dog, and you know that if I found him I'd cut his head off!"



CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Quick! Somebody grab a camera! I want my picture taken with the last solid citizen in the world! It's an honor to stand next to a dog like this! An HONOR!!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, you can go now. Let yourself out. Gee, it's too bad you won't be here for the pie."











CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yes pie, but don't let me detain you...."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "What kind of pie? Oh, I would say a succulent pie..."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Maybe a fragrant pie. Yes, definitely a fragrant pie."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Mmmm! And a juicy, fruity pie. Definitely that!"









CAPTAIN HOOKED: "OK, but just a slice!"



CONTINUED BELOW...

CAPTAIN HOOKED / DOG PIE (PART 2)

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So whaddaya say? How about some tasty goodness?"








CAPTAIN HOOKED: "No, no...wait!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You don't think I'd give a friend an inferior pie, do you?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I mean apple, cherry and custard are fine. You could argue that blueberry blackberry and lemon are sublime! Fine pies, all, but..."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "...the real gourmet requires something better, something... mmmm... something more poetic, and refined... something more like......."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "DOG PIE!!!!!"



(SFX) DOING!


CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiie!!! A canine treat that will never fade, / Just don't ask how it was made!"



CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiie!!! Carefull not to get it on your scarf, / Nothing like a pastry that says 'Arf!' "




CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Of course this sets us all to grieving, / Because a dear friend must be leaving!"

CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Though perhaps if he were nice, / We wouldn't need this sacrifice!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "Dog Piiiiie!!! Delicious gift from above,/ It's just full of doggy love."


CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "One regrets to be expedient, / When one's friend is the main ingredient!"




CAPTAIN HOOKED (singing): "A little word or two, / And we could instead have carrot stew."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: (An aside, not singing): "Gee, that wasn't a very good last line, was it? I think it's the effect of that last pie. I've been picking flea collar out of my teeth all week!"



CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, c'est la vie!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "So how's about it!? Do we take a little trip!!!!???"



TO BE CONTINUED.....