CAPTAIN HOOKED/DOG PIE (PART 1)

NOTE: I've had some problems with the new beta version Of Blogger. It has some great features, and it'll be a knockout when the bugs are gotten out, but I need a couple of days to figure out if it's ready to use. To buy some time, I thought I'd reprise my favorite photo story: "Captain Hooked and the Dog Pie." I put up all four episodes in order. I'll be back with a new post in two days, on January 13th!

A SERIAL: "CAPTAIN HOOKED AND THE DOG PIE"

Never Never Land: On Captain Hooked, grooming himself in front of a mirror.





PIRATES (OS): "CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN! HE'S COMING!!!!'

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Ouch!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Who's coming? I'm busy!!!"


PIRATES: "IT'S PETER PAN!!!!"






Pan (unseen) drops a coconut on Hooked's head. SFX (BONK!)


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "GET THAT KID!!!!! Mangle him!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Crush him!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Rip him!!!!!!!


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "P_ U_U_U_ L _ V_E _R _I _Z _E him!!!!!!!!!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Huh?"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You're Peter Pan's dog, aren't you?"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yeees, I remember now! We kidna...um, invited you here last week. Say, uh...you wouldn't care to lead us to where Pan is hiding, would you?












CAPTAIN HOOKED: (Gasp!)



CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, of course you wouldn't! You're not stupid! You're a loyal dog, and you know that if I found him I'd cut his head off!"



CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Quick! Somebody grab a camera! I want my picture taken with the last solid citizen in the world! It's an honor to stand next to a dog like this! An HONOR!!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, you can go now. Let yourself out. Gee, it's too bad you won't be here for the pie."











CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Yes pie, but don't let me detain you...."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "What kind of pie? Oh, I would say a succulent pie..."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Maybe a fragrant pie. Yes, definitely a fragrant pie."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Mmmm! And a juicy, fruity pie. Definitely that!"









CAPTAIN HOOKED: "OK, but just a slice!"



CONTINUED BELOW...

CAPTAIN HOOKED/DOG PIE (PART 4) (Eddie & Jim)

ON ROBBER ISLAND: Peter Pan's dog is a prisoner of Captain Hooked, and has convinced the pirate that Pan is living with the robbers. Hooked scans the landscape with his spyglass but sees nothing.


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I have to tell ya, I don't see Pan, and I don't see any robbers."








CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Why would there be any robbers here, anyway?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I'm the only person they ever steal from, and I don't live around here."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Now Mermaid Island, that's the place for a robber."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "The mermaids have all that stupid fan merchandise of Peter Pan."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Imagine buying that stuff?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You'd have to be so...Mmmph (His false teeth are removed in mid-speech)!"
































Robbers restore his false teeth, hat, etc.





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, I don't see any robbers. This is a deserted island. You brought me to a deserted island!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Haw Haw! I guess the joke was on me! You sure put one over on the old Captain!"

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "That's alright! A little DOG PIE tonight, and I'll feel OK again!"

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Wha?....What's wrong?"

END CREDITS: I did the black and white photo story and genius filmmaker Jim Arnold did the color film of the robbers!