EDDIE (VO): "HOLY MACKEREL! I never expected anything like this!"
EDDIE (VO): "(Gasp!) Look over here! It's a Blatz Beer display! Why doesn't anybody make things like that anymore?"
EDDIE (VO): "And over here...Al Capp figurines! They must be rarer than hen's teeth! Mike, take a look!"
MIKE: "In a minute, Eddie. I need to pause to pay my respects to fine art."
EDDIE (VO): "Whoa! A Davy Crockett hat! How cool is that!!???"
EDDIE (VO): "Holy Cow! It's a cartoony Indian, and it's hilarious! If only you could buy things like that now!"
EDDIE (VO): "An Al Capp Indian! Ooh, my cup runneth over!!!!"
EDDIE (VO): "Yikes! Am I imagining it, or is the Chief smoking?"
MIKE (VO): "Sure he is! Lots of cartoon characters used to smoke!"
EDDIE (VO): "(Gasp!) And over there...it's Darn-Old Duck...and he's smoking, too! Waaaait a minute...that's a real smoke in his mouth! YOU put that there!"
MIKE (VO): "Busted! He just looked better with a cigarette!"
EDDIE (VO): "What the?....across the room...what's that figure on top of the heap?"
MIKE (VO): "Oh, I was saving that for last. Let's take a look."
EDDIE: (VO): "(GASP!) A thing of surpassing beauty. I'm awed."