Monday, November 24, 2014

ADVENTURE STORY

"Hey, I was rummaging in some old boxes in the garage and 
dug up an adventure book I thought I'd lost . You want to hear a few paragraphs?  I gotta warn you...it's not for the feint of heart.


"Yikes! A spider! I'll just shake it out."


"Okay, here goes: 'On a night when the moon is at the full and the taboo of the rice feast is forgotten, a live hamadryad..."


"...um, that's a poisonous snake, I think..."


 "...a live hamadryad is thrown into a kettle of boiling blood, blood which is drained from the body of a young Dryad girl. Into the mixture are thrown the teeth of nine crocodiles and the skull of a female orangutan."


"The potion is stirred with a golden parang...slowly...and the scum spooned off and allowed to dry. It is ground to a powder then and blended with the thorn of the Klubi, the swamp plant..."


"Whew! This is pretty intense stuff!"


"See! I warned you! You didn't believe me, didja?"


"Maybe we'll skip ahead to another chapter. Something a little milder, something like...THIS."



Yikes! It's about snakes!

Good Lord! I HATE snakes!!!!!



"That background, that misty darkness, was an undulating blanket of horror. Out there, wriggling, crawling, crossed and interwoven like the design of some colossal tapestry, was a compact mass of snakes....they were watching him with a thousand pairs of eyes, and they were advancing slowly nearer."

"Then it happened. Before he could flail his arms forward, before he could throw his weight to the side, his legs buckled under him and he fell to the floor.

He screamed then shot a frantic glance over his shoulder."


"Like a man in an hypnotic trance he felt himself powerless to move. What he saw was the snakes.  With a slow and inexorable movement the snake mass crossed the intervening distance, and, cold and clinging, began to slide its coils over his body."


"That's it!!! I can't take any more!!!!!!!!!"


Holy Cow! 'Another spider! I gotta clean that garage!"

1 comment:

Stephen Worth said...

HOORAY! This Sunday, we will watch COBRA WOMAN (1944) http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ro23uaLOQLs/TyYUy_lPY-I/AAAAAAAAJWA/yIIxBg7oxyw/s1600/cobra.jpg