GRANDMA: "Yeah, I love to watch the family eat on Thanksgiving."
UNCLE EDDIE: "Really? You're completely at ease, at one with the universe?"
GRANDMA: "Sure. Why do you ask?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Well, I was thinking of poor Cousin Lester and his friends out there in the bushes, and....."
Grandma: "Those good-for-nothings! I'll KILL them! I'll MURDERIZE 'em!"
GRANDPA: "Haw! Go get 'em Grandma! ....Geez, I can't talk with these false teeth getting in the way."
GRANDPA: "I'll just put them in water for awhile."
Everybody stops eating..
GRANDPA: "What's the matter? Why isn't anybody eating? Aren't you hungry?"
PIMPLETINA'S MOM: "Listen, young lady! You're gonna eat every bit of that, or else!"
PIMPLETINA: "Or else, WHAT!???"
Pimpletina socks her mom and her mom socks her back.
The room divides into two angry camps and a food fight breaks out.
Beauregard stands up, attempts to make peace.
BEAUREGARD: "Hey, hey, hey! Let's handle this like civilized human beings!"
Howie slaps a pie into Beauregard's face.
HOWIE: "Shut up, Beauregard!"
The food fight intensified into a full-scale riot.
So that's it. I couldn't snap any pictures after that. All in all it was a great Thanksgiving. Boy, I love that holiday!
BTW: This is a work of fiction and none of the pictures belong to me. All are copyrighted by the original photographers or the subsequent buyers.