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INT. RESTAURANT: Lunch time.
Magnolia (Voice Over): "Yeah, all my boyfriends have been losers!"
Magnolia: "Oh, I don't mean you...I just mean...well, I have to wear dark glasses so they don't recognize me. What pests!"
Magnolia: "Really? You think it's okay to take them off here? Well, er...it is pretty crowded...I guess nobody could..."
Magnolia: "Yeah, nobody's gonna see me here! I'll do it!"
Fred (V.O.): "Magnolia! There you are!"
Magnolia: "Oh, Good Grief!"
Magnolia: "Hi, Fred. Fancy meeting you here!"
Fred (V.O.): "Magnolia, let's stop the pretense. I know that you're aware of me. For a long time I've watched you secretly. But for the past few days I've stopped hiding, and now I know that the moment has come."
Magnolia: "Um...the moment?"
Fred (V.O.): "Yes. You see, before discovering you I never loved anybody."
Fred (V.O.): But between us things will be different. "
Fred (V.O.): "We'll be the example for others to follow."
Fred (V.O): We'll never leave each other, not even for an hour."
Fred (V.O.): I don't work and have no responsibilities in life."
Fred (V.O.): "You will be my sole pre-occupation."
Fred (V.O.): "I understand that this is too sudden for you to say yes at once...that you would first have to break off your provisional attachments to provisional people."
Magnolia: "Well, actually it is just a little...."
Fred (V.O): "Just remember...I AM DEFINITIVE. I must go now."
Magnolia: Definitive...yes...definitive. Well, See you around Fred."
Magnolia: "Watch out for traffic!"
Magnolia: "Don't look the other way when a car comes!"
Magnolia: "Bye, now! Don't fall down any manholes!
Magnolia: "Is he gone?"
Magnolia: "Hey, the waiter didn't give us water! What kind of restaurant is this!?"
BTW: Dialogue is an altered version of a piece by Francois Truffaut.
