CAPTAIN HOOKED/DOG PIE (PART 3)

ON A HILL ON ROBBER ISLAND: Captain Hooked and his crew, and Peter Pan's dog (I really need to think of a name for him), climb to the summit to get a better view. Hooked has forced the dog to reveal that Peter Pan is hiding out with the robbers.


Up til now we haven't seen the robbers. Can it be that Robber Island contains no robbers?


CAPTAIN HOOKED: (WHEEZING AND PANTING): "This'll do! You can see the whole island from here!"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Whew! It's a good thing I brought this bottled water! Oooooohh! That's good! Yeah...oooooh yeah, that hits the spot!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "The mark of a good water is its mineral content. Just the right amount of feldspar, with a tad of sedimentary limestone and a hint of lotus leaf."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Careful, careful! We don't want to waste precious resources."





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Wait a minute! What's THAT!!!!!????"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Gasp! It's some hideous jungle thing, and it's probably sucking my blood right now!!!!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "HURRY! GET IT OFF!!! Please, please! I beg you! I can feel the blood draining out of my body now!!!!!!!!!!!!!"





The dog examines the "jungle thing" and discovers that it's a lady bug. He gently plucks it off.














CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Gasp! You saved my life! How can I ever repay you!?"





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Wait! Water! The gift of life!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Here, you take it! Don't worry about me! I've had a full life! Go ahead and drink it all, and don't look back!!! Take it, I say!!!!!"











Tries to sip up the water...but it's completely empty. Hooked drank it all.








CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Now where's that twerp, Pan?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I don't see anything, just trees and sand! I don't even see any robbers!"



CONTINUED BELOW.....


Still photos and captions (above and below) copyright Eddie Fitzgerald, 8/15/2008.
Color film (below) copyright Jim Arnold, 8/13/2008.

CAPTAIN HOOKED/DOG PIE (PART 4) (Eddie & Jim)

ON ROBBER ISLAND: Peter Pan's dog is a prisoner of Captain Hooked, and has convinced the pirate that Pan is living with the robbers. Hooked scans the landscape with his spyglass but sees nothing.


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I have to tell ya, I don't see Pan, and I don't see any robbers."








CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Why would there be any robbers here, anyway?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "I'm the only person they ever steal from, and I don't live around here."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Now Mermaid Island, that's the place for a robber."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "The mermaids have all that stupid fan merchandise of Peter Pan."


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Imagine buying that stuff?"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "You'd have to be so...Mmmph (His false teeth are removed in mid-speech)!"
































Robbers restore his false teeth, hat, etc.





CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Well, I don't see any robbers. This is a deserted island. You brought me to a deserted island!"


CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Haw Haw! I guess the joke was on me! You sure put one over on the old Captain!"

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "That's alright! A little DOG PIE tonight, and I'll feel OK again!"

CAPTAIN HOOKED: "Wha?....What's wrong?"

END CREDITS: I did the black and white photo story and genius filmmaker Jim Arnold did the color film of the robbers!