I thought I'd share the photos I took last year at my older brother Billy's house. That's his trailer (above), the white one with the red stripe. I used to live with Billy when I was a kid. How I used to look forward to Thanksgiving dinner when the whole extended family would converge on this trailer for a feast they talked about all year! They're still doing it, and here's how it went last time.
It began with a with a long car trip and a walk to Billy's front door...
From behind a bush....
COUSIN LESTER: "PSSST! Cousin Eddie! Over here!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Lester! Harlan! Jackson! How come you're hiding out here? Why aren't you inside!??"
MY COUSINS: "Aw, Grandma kicked us out again. You know how she gets. But she likes you, Eddie. How 'bout puttin' in a good word for us?"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Gee, it would suck to spend Thanksgiving in a bush. I'll talk to her."
AT THE FRONT DOOR:
MY NIECES AND NEPHEWS: (squeals of delight, then...) "Uncle Eddie's here! Dad! Dad! Uncle Eddie's here!!!!"
MY BROTHER BILLY: "Eddie! Eddie! Good to see you, man!"
BROTHER BILLY: "Look at that! I can still lift you!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Gee Billy, everything is just the way I remember it!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "You always did have a knack for decorating!"
UNCLE EDDIE: (Gasp!) It's Poochie!!! How are ya Poochie, ol' boy!?? Remember me, Eddie?"
POOCHIE (TOO OLD TO REMEMBER ANYTHING): "Woof???"
AUNT MATILDA: "Good ta see ya, Eddie! I think dinner's ready. Better call everybody."
UNCLE EDDIE: "Dinner's ready, Cousin Linus!"
COUSIN LINUS: "Be right there, Eddie!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Dinner's ready, Grandma!"
GRANDMA: "In a minute! I'm callin' the police to come and nab that no account Lester and his friends!"
UNCLE EDDIE: "Jimmy, dinner's re....oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt."
BROTHER BILLY: "Come on in, Eddie! Have a seat. You're the guest of honor!"
BUFURD: "What are you starin' at? Geek!"
COUSIN EARL: "Now, now Bufurd. That's not polite."
UNCLE EDDIE (V.O.) (DISCREETLY): "Er, Cousin Alice...Cousin Earl, um... he isn't wearing any...."
COUSIN ALICE: "I know, I know. That's his way."
COUSIN ALICE (V.O.): "Earl doesn't need those, Jack. You can put them away."
COUSIN RACHEL: "Can we eat now, pul-leeeezzz!!!????
EVERYONE: (A COLLECTIVE GASP OF AWE AND DELIGHT AS AUNT TILLY BRINGS IN THE MAIN COURSE).
The food is quickly distributed.
BROTHER BILLY: "Ahh, the bounty of the Earth! We're truly blessed!"
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