ANNOUNCER: "Yes, he's The Smoker, and a smoker knows many things. Through the curling wisps of tobacco smoke he perceives truth and error....and MURDER!"
The Smoker: "She was a looker alright. Young, feminine and confident, maybe over-confident, maybe a little too worldly for her own good. I know the type well. In the photos she's dressed in high fashion and low necklines...no inhibitions...just a rich Dad who can afford a private dick like me when one day she just vanished into thin air.
The only lead I had I was this address in the country that I fished out of her waste basket. It's not much to go on but it's a place to start. That's it, that farm up ahead."
"Hey Buddy, you mind if I ask a couple of questions?"
"You haven't seen this girl around here, have you? She hasn't done anything wrong, I just want to talk to her. No? But you didn't look at the picture..Here, take a look!"
"I shot a quick look inside and there was somebody inside bowed over a table counting something in the darkness. Why's the house so dark in the middle of the day? "
"Hey, uh..you don't think I could use your phone do you? Just a local call. I'll just go in and...."
"Hey, hey, no need to get rough. I just wanted to make a call that's all."
"OK, I'll be seeing you! Have a good day and all that! I know you have to get back to your farming!"
"Farming in a pig's eye! That's a city rat if I ever saw one. Something here doesn't add up!"
"I gotta bring the law in on this right away. If she's in there, there's no time to loose!"
"What the...!? Somebody's on the road! Get outta the way, ya......"
Screeeeeeeecccchhhhh.......CRAAAASHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANNOUNCER: "Who was the mysterious figure on the road? Why did he risk his life to flag down The Smoker? Did The Smoker survive the crash!? What about the girl!? Was she in the farmhouse? And who was the figure counting in the shadows? Find out next week, when we present another exciting episode of.......THE SMOKER!!!!"